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Joseph Robinson

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Biography:

As one-half of the Fish Jelly duo, Joseph is known for his spoiler-filled recaps and scathing beauty commentary. Once a celebrity hairstylist, he now spends his time creating YouTube videos, complaining about bad wigs and unnecessarily long running times. Joseph is a native Los Angelino where he currently resides with his husband and hairless cat

Reviews

Movies TV Shows
Alpha (2025) 56% 2/5 EDIT “Despite compelling performances and intriguing ideas, Alpha buckles under a sprawling, convoluted narrative and an underwhelming titular character.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 27, 2026 Full Review Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2026) 78% 2/5 EDIT “Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice is an overstuffed, low-energy comedic time-travel misfire weighed down by a lifeless central romance.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 27, 2026 Full Review They Will Kill You (2026) 66% 3/5 EDIT “A ludicrous genre ride, They Will Kill You delivers enough humor, action, and gore to stay consistently entertaining.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 27, 2026 Full Review Tow (2025) 78% 2/5 EDIT “Tow is a muddled, after-school sermon that fumbles its own critique of corporate greed.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 24, 2026 Full Review Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026) 73% 2/5 EDIT “A muddled mix of family drama, routine carnage, and flashes of dark comedy, Ready or Not 2 is a nonsensical slog—fit only for forgettable, one-time viewing.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 20, 2026 Full Review Project Hail Mary (2026) 95% 4/5 EDIT “Project Hail Mary is an inspiring tribute to learning, human ingenuity, and the courage to be great.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 17, 2026 Full Review Slanted (2025) 69% 1.5/5 EDIT “All premise and no punch - Slanted is a frustrating, half-baked satire that can’t even scare up the horror.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 14, 2026 Full Review The Gates (2026) 52% 2.5/5 EDIT “An intriguing premise and flashes of real tension keep The Gates watchable, but it ultimately fumbles the ball with a series of baffling choices.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 13, 2026 Full Review Reminders of Him (2026) 55% 1/5 EDIT “Despite earnest performances from Monroe and Withers, Reminders of Him lacks the emotional depth and complexity the story requires.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 13, 2026 Full Review undertone (2025) 72% 2/5 EDIT “Undertone drifts through uneventful stretches of repetition before a late surge of energy, and its abrasive sound design may alienate some viewers.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 13, 2026 Full Review Dolly (2025) 63% 2.5/5 EDIT “A gleefully ludicrous throwback to ’70s gore that may spin its wheels, but still feels tailor-made for the Midnight Madness crowd.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 6, 2026 Full Review THE BRIDE! (2026) 58% 3.5/5 EDIT “A bold, darkly comedic take on reclamation that’s as intelligent as it is chaotic — though its ambition occasionally sends it off the rails.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 6, 2026 Full Review Heel (The Good Boy) (2025) 87% 3.5/5 EDIT “Heel is an effective psychological thriller — a twisted and depressing take on chosen families that lingers long after the credits, leaving you with more questions than answers.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 6, 2026 Full Review Double Double Trouble (2026) 1.5/5 EDIT “Double Double Trouble boasts an intriguing premise and a demented dual performance from Tami Roman, but its ridiculous plot and remedial dialogue make it entertaining for all the wrong reasons.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 1, 2026 Full Review Undercard (2025) 47% 2/5 EDIT “Undercard never slows down — but the clichés pile up and the low-budget feel never lets you forget it.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 28, 2026 Full Review Scream 7 (2026) 31% 1.5/5 EDIT “Scream 7 is not funny enough to be this dumb.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 27, 2026 Full Review Tyler Perry's Joe's College Road Trip (2026) 42% 0.5/5 EDIT “Despite a more overt message than we're used to from Mr. Perry, Joe’s College Road Trip feels stuck in the same tired rhythms — recycling broad caricature, nonsensical plotting, and humor that rarely rises above offensive.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 19, 2026 Full Review Crime 101 (2026) 89% 3.5/5 EDIT “With a star-studded cast and gorgeous cinematography, Crime 101 is a tense, stylish heist caper that leaves you wishing for even more — perhaps as a miniseries.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 13, 2026 Full Review The Mortuary Assistant (2026) 38% 1.5/5 EDIT “The Mortuary Assistant feels like being plopped into the middle of a weird conversation in a language you're not completely fluent in.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 13, 2026 Full Review Wuthering Heights (2026) 57% 4/5 EDIT “A pared-down Wuthering Heights that delivers enough campy drama and tragic passion to warm this cold heart.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 9, 2026 Full Review Relationship Goals (2026) 19% 1/5 EDIT “Even setting aside the religious propaganda, Relationship Goals is a corny, awkward rom-com with clunky dialogue, stiff performances, and a troubling view of women’s worth — though the soundtrack is lovely.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 8, 2026 Full Review Whistle (2025) 64% 3.5/5 EDIT “Though echoes of other films linger, Whistle distinguishes itself with unnerving scares, visceral gore, a standout soundtrack, and a refreshing queer narrative.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 6, 2026 Full Review Melania (2026) 10% 1.5/5 EDIT “More PR campaign than personal portrait, Melania is an astonishingly dull documentary that masquerades as a glamorous immigrant story while offering little insight beyond carefully curated image-making.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 6, 2026 Full Review Dracula (2025) 53% 1.5/5 EDIT “Luc Besson's Dracula plays like one of the fake trailers at the beginning of Tropic Thunder made feature-length, but it's ridiculous enough to eventually earn cult status.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 3, 2026 Full Review Tell Me Everything (2026) 75% 3.5/5 EDIT “Tell Me Everything is a quietly engaging father-son drama, lifted by strong performances and an excellent soundtrack.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 2, 2026 Full Review
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