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Michael Talbot-Haynes

Michael Talbot-Haynes's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
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Reflection in a Dead Diamond (2025) 84% 10/10 EDIT “It is not just an exercise in style over content, as Cattet and Forzani elevate the spy trappings into a surreal memory spiral that resembles Last Year At Marienbad through a five-foot Graffix bong. ” – Film Threat Jan 27, 2026 Full Review The Calling Witch (2026) 9/10 EDIT “If you have an uncontrollable urge to see what the future of horror feels like running down your spine, go find The Calling Witch.” – Film Threat Jan 20, 2026 Full Review Videola (2016) 6.5/10 EDIT “As Videola is a decade old now, it serves well as an odd time capsule for what was a pivotal time in the new century, technology-wise. ” – Film Threat Jan 2, 2026 Full Review Tinsel Town (2025) 47% 3/10 EDIT “The second half has its moments, including two and a half real laughs. But most of this movie burns like a kerosene-soaked Santa beard. ” – Film Threat Dec 22, 2025 Full Review Beast of War (2025) 89% 9/10 EDIT “It is knock-out entertainment with many rows of teeth that won’t let go, ” – Film Threat Dec 16, 2025 Full Review A Town Called Purgatory (2024) 9/10 EDIT “A Town Called Purgatory is a grand film that does both the western and horror genres proud. ” – Film Threat Dec 15, 2025 Full Review Anything That Moves (2025) 3/10 EDIT “Anything That Moves is a throwback that should be thrown back. Move away from it as quickly as you can.” – Film Threat Dec 10, 2025 Full Review Sombras Chinas (2025) 7.5/10 EDIT “Del Zotto does a great job of holding down a huge lead role, giving her rendition a pinch of satire but really breathing life into this character.” – Film Threat Dec 3, 2025 Full Review The Best of The Best-Jazz From Detroit (2025) 9.5/10 EDIT “The Best Of The Best: Jazz From Detroit also does a great job of explaining why jazz matters; how it lives in the DNA of music that you never associated with jazz. ” – Film Threat Dec 3, 2025 Full Review Narco Sharks (2025) 3/10 EDIT “What Preciado needs is to figure out how he can amuse himself to the audience’s benefit instead of their expense.” – Film Threat Nov 10, 2025 Full Review Plankenstein: A Killer Surf Movie (2025) 7.5/10 EDIT “Plankenstein: A Killer Surf Movie rides a wave that crests a lot higher than many party pictures, with a punchbowl of blood ready for the luau.” – Film Threat Nov 7, 2025 Full Review Horror Tonight! (2025) 9/10 EDIT “Horror Tonight! is exactly the kind of indie wonder that rises out of nowhere from the sheer propulsion of the atomic rocket talent the filmmaker possesses. ” – Film Threat Nov 5, 2025 Full Review This Bloody Country (2025) 9/10 EDIT “These shots are particularly striking and have a tone found only in the most classic films. ” – Film Threat Oct 31, 2025 Full Review Luderdale (2025) 9.5/10 EDIT “The film captures the tone of an era where cocaine, cheap ludes, and greed ruled.” – Film Threat Oct 22, 2025 Full Review Cuisine de la 'Pocalypse (2025) 8/10 EDIT “Cuisine De La ‘Pocalypse is a great concept and a zany good time for the future served on a burning platter. ” – Film Threat Oct 22, 2025 Full Review Dolly (2025) 82% 9.5/10 EDIT “As it stands, Dolly is the new porcelain face of the new extremes of how far slasher horror can go. Horror fans should jump on it immediately; everyone else should run for safety.” – Film Threat Oct 16, 2025 Full Review Reset (2025) 8/10 EDIT “So for an unfiltered dose of red-blooded sci-fi carnage, send this spiraling through your nervous system.” – Film Threat Oct 13, 2025 Full Review Cheech & Chong's Last Movie (2024) 87% 10/10 EDIT “Cheech and Chong’s Last Movie will last you a long time through repeated viewings, as this bag never empties.” – Film Threat Oct 1, 2025 Full Review Wet Woman in the Wind (2016) 83% 8.5/10 EDIT “What impressed me about Wet Woman In The Wind, besides one of the best titles you could ever hope to see on a marquee, was the complexity that Shiota injects into the minimalist storyline. ” – Film Threat Sep 29, 2025 Full Review In Transit (2025) 8.5/10 EDIT “In Transit takes the quiet way to the back of the drama barn and blows the doors right off it.” – Film Threat Sep 8, 2025 Full Review Between the Lights (2023) 9/10 EDIT “Between The Lights is one of the cleverest and most authentic holiday romances ever made, showing that brain and the heart can sometimes share the same floor.” – Film Threat Sep 6, 2025 Full Review Monk in Pieces (2025) 92% 10/10 EDIT “Monk In Pieces is a showstopper for the woman who stopped all of our preconceptions of what a show could be. It is achingly brilliant and needs to be stampeded to immediately in the direction of your choice.” – Film Threat Sep 3, 2025 Full Review Caught Stealing (2025) 85% 4/10 EDIT “Projects like this are time sucking detours for both the creators and the audience. ” – Film Threat Sep 2, 2025 Full Review DEVO (2024) 85% 10/10 EDIT “Whether you have or have not, see Devo as soon as possible. It will just take a few seconds to catch a craze that will last until the sound itself stops.” – Film Threat Sep 2, 2025 Full Review TURA! (2024) 10/10 EDIT “Tura! is the exact kind of immortalization Santana deserves.” – Film Threat Aug 15, 2025 Full Review
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