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3.5/5
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The Monster Squad
(1987)
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The plotline was rather thin – a bunch of kids team up to take on all those classic movie monsters – but it was the execution of it that worked.
Posted Jul 24, 2025
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3/5
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Pumpkinhead
(1988)
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Pumpkinhead is one for the Die-Hard horror fans - Especially those who like their genre flicks soaked in formula, and padded with corn syrup. And compared to the awful sequels it spawned, "Pumpkinhead" is a treasure.
Posted Jul 24, 2025
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3/5
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Robocop: Resurrection
(2003)
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Getting slightly less exhilarating than the previous chapters, but still extremely well written and played out – although those low-budget effects get a bit maddening here and there – “Meltdown” is another score for the flourishing mini-series.
Posted Jun 05, 2025
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3/5
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Robocop: Meltdown
(2002)
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Although the budgets super-small and the effects borderline on the workings of an Atari, storytelling is so strong you’ll all but overlook that inadequacy.
Posted Jun 05, 2025
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3/5
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Robocop: Dark Justice
(2002)
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“Robocop: Dark Justice” is the best embodiment of the character we’ve seen in quite some time. Page Fletcher in the title role, gives some much needed human emotion and gusto to the vintage icon too.
Posted Jun 05, 2025
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BlackBerry
(2023)
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BlackBerry is a timely and excellent reminder that, that as far as that piece of technology you’re reading this review on, there’s always something better just around the corner.
Posted Aug 28, 2023
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Gran Turismo: Based on a True Story
(2023)
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Despite taking some liberties with the story, and inescapably treading trekking familiar territory at the best of times, Blomkamp still gives us one of the best brand-to-blockbuster transfers to date. Gran Turismo is one of the best films of the year
Posted Aug 28, 2023
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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
(2023)
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Indiana Jones meets Transformers! a successful, family-friendly mix of high-spirited adventure and humor.
Posted Jun 30, 2023
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
(2023)
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A Temple of Joy!
Posted Jun 30, 2023
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The Pope's Exorcist
(2023)
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Crowe will completely possess you. The Da Vinci Code meets The Exorcist.
Posted Apr 08, 2023
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Cocaine Bear
(2023)
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Banks has baked a very entertaining and rather ingenious piece
Posted Apr 04, 2023
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Champions
(2023)
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Wholesome and commendable. These fresh screen faces ooze charisma and have wonderful comic timing.
Posted Apr 04, 2023
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John Wick: Chapter 4
(2023)
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The Godfather II of action movies. Blisteringly entertaining, and packed with some of the best action and fight sequences ever put on film
Posted Apr 04, 2023
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2.5/10
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Shazam! Fury of the Gods
(2023)
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Where Shazam! Fury of the Gods suffers in comparison to the 2019 original is in its erratic, confused tone and swollen screenplay
Posted Apr 04, 2023
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
(2023)
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A superbly entertaining family film. The right amount of humour, adventure, charm, and heart
Posted Apr 04, 2023
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Air
(2023)
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A slam dunk! A crowd-pleasing and cleverly crafted underdog tale. C'mon, just do it.
Posted Apr 04, 2023
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Avatar: The Way of Water
(2022)
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If it hasn’t already been advised by Disney, Avatar’s captain just really needs to either learn to let go or be locked out of the editing room on the next one. Even the most jaw-dropping of action sequences seem stretched or recur unnecessarily..
Posted Dec 23, 2022
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The Pale Blue Eye
(2022)
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An unpredictable, exceedingly suspenseful thriller that’ll send more shivers down your spine than an ice-pack on your back, The Pale Blue Eye is filmmaking at its finest.
Posted Dec 23, 2022
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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
(2022)
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So finely and delicately chopped and browned. Sharper than Knives.
Posted Dec 11, 2022
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Violent Night
(2022)
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Die Hard in a Manjer. One of the big film surprises of the year, you won't have to be drunk on spiked eggnog to enjoy Violent Night.
Posted Dec 11, 2022
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Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
(2022)
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The Best Family Film Of The Year.
Posted Dec 11, 2022
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Prey
(2022)
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An absolute winner
Posted Aug 10, 2022
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Licorice Pizza
(2021)
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The best film of the year
Posted May 14, 2022
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Monstrous
(2022)
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a genuinely compelling and original horror yarn
Posted May 14, 2022
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
(2022)
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The film's wild mesh of body horror, gore and creepiness is pure gold
Posted May 04, 2022
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Crush
(2022)
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Sublime performances (particularly the always-adorable Blanchard), a sunny storyline, and sweetness
Posted Apr 30, 2022
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Vinyl Nation
(2020)
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compelling and insightful
Posted Apr 30, 2022
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The Northman
(2022)
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A brutal, testosterone-fueled profusion of "Game of Thrones", 300, and Kill Bill
Posted Apr 30, 2022
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Two Hands
(1999)
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Darkly comical, with firecracker performances from all involved, "Two Hands" deserves its status as an Aussie classic.
Posted Apr 07, 2022
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Death on the Nile
(2022)
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Complete with some of the tackiest CGI since Lawnmower Man 2 : Beyond Cyberspace.
Posted Apr 07, 2022
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Ambulance
(2022)
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Speed in an Ambulance - Buckle up. Hold on. Grit teeth.
Posted Apr 07, 2022
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3/5
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Morbius
(2022)
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A stylish, special effects-clad vampire flick that'll keep you perfectly entertained on a red eye flight
Posted Mar 31, 2022
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The Batman
(2022)
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The Batman movie youve been waiting for.. Pattinson is great
Posted Mar 03, 2022
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Red Rocket
(2021)
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Funny, raw, kinky, and packed with a rousing, hilarious performance by Rex
Posted Feb 17, 2022
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Moonfall
(2022)
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If theres two things Emmerich knows how to do and how to do well its blow-up cities spectacularly, and cast very appealing marquee names.
Posted Feb 17, 2022
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Marry Me
(2022)
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Put a ring on it, This ones a keeper
Posted Feb 17, 2022
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Blacklight
(2022)
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This time it's cinemagoers being Taken (for a ride)
Posted Feb 11, 2022
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Scream
(2022)
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Wes would be tearfully overjoyed....energized and enjoyable
Posted Feb 08, 2022
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Spider-Man: No Way Home
(2021)
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A gripping, tense, fun, heartfelt, surprisingly touching, and very nostalgic love letter to Lee and Ditkos Amazing Spider-Man.
Posted Feb 08, 2022
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Candyman
(2021)
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A Horror Masterpiece!
Posted Aug 26, 2021
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3/5
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Crime Story
(2021)
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Coupled with attractive and nifty camera work by John DeFazio, and an indecisive though workable script by Adam Lipsius, "Crime Story" is totally adequate post-11pm late night telly viewing.
Posted Aug 25, 2021
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Collusions
(2021)
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A tight, compelling pressure cooker that features the kind of relatable and interesting storytelling you don't see often in procedural thrillers.
Posted Aug 25, 2021
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3.5/5
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Those Who Wish Me Dead
(2021)
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highly-entertaining star vehicle hits the spot
Posted Jul 30, 2021
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3.5/5
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Jungle Cruise
(2021)
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"Jungle Cruise" is the ride to take - especially during these trying, turbulent times - this year
Posted Jul 29, 2021
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Crisis
(2021)
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Michael A. Smith
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Quibbles aside, "Crisis" is an enjoyable film and well recommended.
Posted May 04, 2021
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Mortal Kombat
(2021)
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As far as film adaptations of video games go, "Mortal Kombat" is a flawless victory.
Posted Apr 25, 2021
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No Mercy
(1986)
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A solid, gritty thriller
Posted Apr 21, 2021
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Synchronic
(2019)
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a swift, intelligent and thought-provoking sci-fi thriller
Posted Apr 21, 2021
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Shadow in the Cloud
(2020)
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A well-crafted, welcomingly tight and undeniably fun action-horror hybrid...a lot of girl power and some ridiculously fun action sequences
Posted Apr 21, 2021
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Godzilla vs. Kong
(2021)
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King Kong vs. Godzilla" isn't "intellectual" but if you're going to lose braincells, there's no better way to do it!
Posted Apr 21, 2021
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