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4.5/5
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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
(2026)
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Chris Sawin
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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple easily shatters conceptions about films being dumped in theaters in January. Filled with meaningful performances that catapult an already engrossing story, the 28 Days Later franchise is more promising than it’s ever been.
Posted Jan 20, 2026
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1/5
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TRON: Ares
(2025)
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Joshua Tyler
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Ares looks like a boring pile of nothing on screen, and the soundtrack by Nine Inch Nails sounds like it’s made up entirely of electronic fart noises played in various tones.
Posted Oct 11, 2025
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4.5/5
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Tales From the Hood
(1995)
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Drew Dietsch
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Tales from the Hood is one of the best horror flicks of the 1990s and a true champion in the subgenre of anthology horror.
Posted Sep 18, 2025
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3.5/5
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Highest 2 Lowest
(2025)
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Drew Dietsch
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Highest 2 Lowest is a worthwhile riff on a tried-and-true story that reminds me why I’m always interested in whatever Spike Lee is doing.
Posted Sep 13, 2025
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4.5/5
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The Long Walk
(2025)
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Drew Dietsch
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There is no denying that The Long Walk is one of the best movies of the year that many people will not want to see. That’s why it’s so vital that it is seen.
Posted Sep 13, 2025
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4/5
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Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba Infinity Castle
(2025)
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Joshua Tyler
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Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle adheres rigidly to the previously established anime format. That’s both a strength and a weakness.
Posted Sep 12, 2025
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1/5
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Distant
(2023)
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Joshua Tyler
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Long Distance takes all the hysterical, delusional narcissism of the past five years and distills it down to two characters trapped on an alien planet.
Posted Sep 08, 2025
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3/5
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Together
(2025)
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Drew Dietsch
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A solid first feature that shows real promise from a director, and it will probably enrapture twisted viewers who haven’t been exposed to so many stories like this.
Posted Sep 04, 2025
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4/5
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The Naked Gun
(2025)
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Drew Dietsch
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The Naked Gun is must-see mirth and one of 2025’s knockout good times.
Posted Sep 04, 2025
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4/5
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The Toxic Avenger
(2023)
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Drew Dietsch
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This is exactly the Toxie our kids need these days. Show it to your children and have them grow up to be good-hearted people who just want to help.
Posted Sep 04, 2025
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2/5
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I Know What You Did Last Summer
(2025)
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Drew Dietsch
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I Know What You Did Last Summer is a mediocre but properly paced little mystery with something more creative lurking under the surface.
Posted Sep 04, 2025
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3.5/5
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Nobody 2
(2025)
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Joshua Tyler
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A throwback to the days of gonzo action movies like Crank and Shoot ‘Em Up, the kind of movie where it doesn’t care how silly things get as long as someone’s head is blown off.
Posted Aug 16, 2025
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3.5/5
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Red Sonja
(2025)
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Drew Dietsch
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Red Sonja is a welcome return to the fantasy adventures of yesteryear.
Posted Aug 15, 2025
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1.5/5
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Jurassic World Rebirth
(2025)
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Drew Dietsch
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Calling this Rebirth is extremely wrongheaded as this feels more like Jurassic World: Reheated Leftovers.
Posted Aug 10, 2025
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4/5
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Weapons
(2025)
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Drew Dietsch
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What’s great is that Cregger isn’t some moralist shouting his message from a cinematic pulpit. He’s able to weave all this into a story that is creepy and compelling all on its own without you needing to see what the movie is Saying™ at every turn.
Posted Aug 08, 2025
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4/5
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The Naked Gun
(2025)
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Joshua Tyler
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The Naked Gun is one hell of a joke. It’s the funniest movie of the decade. Go have a laugh.
Posted Aug 03, 2025
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1/5
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War of the Worlds
(2025)
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Joshua Tyler
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It’s noteworthy because of all the attempts to adapt this story, this is the worst one.
Posted Aug 02, 2025
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4/5
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The Bad Guys 2
(2025)
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Joshua Tyler
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Bad Guys 2 is better than the first Bad Guys in nearly every way. It’s a wild animated adventure with its own sense of style and nonstop momentum set to one of the best motion picture soundtracks of the year.
Posted Aug 02, 2025
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4/5
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The Phoenician Scheme
(2025)
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Drew Dietsch
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I’m happy to report that The Phoenician Scheme is a solid uptick for Anderson’s feature filmography.
Posted Aug 01, 2025
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4/5
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28 Years Later
(2025)
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Drew Dietsch
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28 Years Later is often jaw-dropping to look at, it’s got a strong commitment to its thematic and emotional core, and it more than satisfies the base pleasures of its genre.
Posted Jul 30, 2025
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4.5/5
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The Life of Chuck
(2024)
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Drew Dietsch
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One of the best movies of the year and an essential watch for Constant Readers.
Posted Jul 30, 2025
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3/5
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Monster Island
(2024)
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Drew Dietsch
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Monster Island might get accused of being bare bones by other critics, but I prefer to see it as a “meat and potatoes”
Posted Jul 30, 2025
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3/5
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A Minecraft Movie
(2025)
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Joshua Tyler
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There’s a version of A Minecraft Movie that could’ve been brilliant.
Posted Jul 27, 2025
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4/5
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps
(2025)
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Joshua Tyler
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This Fantastic Four is better than any previous attempt. The cast is superior in every way and the plot is better constructed.
Posted Jul 26, 2025
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2.5/5
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Happy Gilmore 2
(2025)
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Drew Dietsch
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I didn’t expect much out of Happy Gilmore 2 and it provided precisely that.
Posted Jul 26, 2025
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5/5
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Dangerous Animals
(2025)
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Drew Dietsch
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Dangerous Animals has a committed cast, knockout direction, a stellar script, it looks gorgeous, the edit is the tightest I’ve seen from any movie this year, and it’s a ripper of a flick.
Posted Jul 26, 2025
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4/5
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The Shrouds
(2024)
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Drew Dietsch
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...as a metaphor for David Cronenberg saying, “I’m not done making movies, even if that scares me,” The Shrouds is wrapped in all the things that make him one of our greatest filmmakers.
Posted Jul 15, 2025
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4/5
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Superman
(2025)
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Drew Dietsch
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Superman has an actual voice behind it instead of a visionless, corporate committee stamp of approval.
Posted Jul 14, 2025
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4.5/5
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Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror
(2019)
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Drew Dietsch
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Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror is still a necessary project that adds so much to our understanding of film’s place in American culture.
Posted Jun 30, 2025
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0/5
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Star Trek: Section 31
(2025)
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Joshua Tyler
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Is it possible for a movie to be evil? This one is, and if Paramount has any sense of shame or decency, it will now shutter the entire company and auction off its assets to the lowest bidder.
Posted Jan 24, 2025
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4/5
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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
(2024)
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Joshua Tyler
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Chris Hemsworth is brilliant but Anya Taylor-Joy may have killed the Mad Max franchise.
Posted May 28, 2024
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1.5/5
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Rebel Moon: Part Two - The Scargiver
(2024)
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Joshua Tyler
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It’s as if Zack Snyder found B-roll from Weird Al’s Amish Paradise video in a dusty old 90s archive and decided it was a perfect fit for his new sci-fi movie.
Posted Apr 22, 2024
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3/5
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Ricky Stanicky
(2024)
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Joshua Tyler
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Ricky Stanicky is about as good as modern comedy is allowed to be.
Posted Mar 20, 2024
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2.5/5
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Spaceman
(2024)
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Joshua Tyler
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Spaceman is the story of the eternal and neverending war between introverts and extroverts. And as it always is in real life, eventually, the introvert must lose.
Posted Mar 12, 2024
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5/5
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Dune: Part Two
(2024)
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Joshua Tyler
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Dune feels without tears. Dune speaks without words.
Posted Mar 12, 2024
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3.5/5
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Turning Red
(2022)
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Drew Dietsch
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Turning Red will make some folks uncomfortable with its themes and its turned-up-to-11 energy, but its a worthwhile addition to the Pixar canon and a good treat for anyone who is still young at heart.
Posted Mar 18, 2022
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2/5
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The Adam Project
(2022)
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Drew Dietsch
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The Adam Project is boring fodder for the content mill.
Posted Mar 11, 2022
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4.5/5
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The Batman
(2022)
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Drew Dietsch
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Somehow, through dark magic and incredible craftsmanship, The Batman has managed to bring some truly fresh and invigorating elements to the franchise that are sorely needed.
Posted Mar 04, 2022
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4.5/5
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The Matrix Resurrections
(2021)
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Drew Dietsch
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Wild, complex, energetic, heartfelt, thrilling, meditative, and utterly assured in itself. So, it's another Matrix movie.
Posted Dec 22, 2021
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2.5/5
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Spider-Man: No Way Home
(2021)
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Drew Dietsch
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Spider-Man: No Way Home feels like the worst kind of comic book storytelling: it only exists to heap fan-service upon the viewer and create a new foundation to build upon.
Posted Dec 16, 2021
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1.5/5
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Halloween Kills
(2021)
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Drew Dietsch
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There is no doubt that Halloween Kills is in contention for the worst major studio release of the year, certainly when it comes to horror.
Posted Oct 16, 2021
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3/5
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Cry Macho
(2021)
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Drew Dietsch
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It's very possible we'll see Eastwood in a starring role after this, but if we didn't, Cry Macho is a fond enough farewell to a Hollywood titan.
Posted Sep 17, 2021
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5/5
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The Suicide Squad
(2021)
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Drew Dietsch
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The Suicide Squad is the best DC movie in decades. A high watermark for comic book cinema and blockbusters in general. Hilarious, horrifying, and heartfelt in equal measure.
Posted Aug 06, 2021
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1.5/5
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Jungle Cruise
(2021)
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Drew Dietsch
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Jungle Cruise is as airy and inert as the static mannequins that fill the actual theme park attraction.
Posted Jul 30, 2021
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2/5
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Black Widow
(2021)
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Drew Dietsch
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[Black Widow is] not the worst Marvel Cinematic Universe movie, but it is easily one of the blandest.
Posted Jul 09, 2021
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2/5
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The Tomorrow War
(2021)
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Drew Dietsch
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The Tomorrow War has big "lazy Sunday movie on TNT" energy and that is not a compliment.
Posted Jul 05, 2021
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2.5/5
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Mortal Kombat
(2021)
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Drew Dietsch
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A decent if forgettable experience that will likely sate the fans looking for the franchise's signature gore and fantasy violence.
Posted Apr 22, 2021
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3/5
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Zack Snyder's Justice League
(2021)
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Drew Dietsch
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Zack Snyder's Justice League is unquestionably a well-crafted movie... and is vastly superior to its maligned theatrical version.
Posted Mar 15, 2021
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2/5
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Outside the Wire
(2021)
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Drew Dietsch
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Outside the Wire has the overall feel of a lazy Sunday afternoon cable movie that your dad would have probably liked.
Posted Jan 15, 2021
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5/5
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Wonder Woman 1984
(2020)
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Drew Dietsch
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Wonder Woman 1984 recalls the kind of warm but welcomingly hokey nature of Sam Raimi's Spider-Man films when they were at their best.
Posted Dec 22, 2020
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