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The Rip
(2026)
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Connor Petrey
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The Rip is a captivating, high-octane thriller that keeps the viewer on their toes, always making the audience feel as though they're one step ahead for that rug to be pulled out so quickly from under them.
Posted Jan 18, 2026
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The Hand That Rocks The Cradle
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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I've heard the original is much campier and to be honest so should've been this one - not everything can go the Evil Dead (2013) route and be a success story of completely changing tones.
Posted Oct 28, 2025
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Regretting You
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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A tale of betrayal, grief, growing up and ultimately finding yourself among the chaos of life, Regretting You balances all of these attributes incredibly well
Posted Oct 28, 2025
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She Dances
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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She Dances is a gripping tale of grief and trauma told through the eyes of a father and daughter working through it all in one fateful weekend trip.
Posted Oct 28, 2025
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The Woman in Cabin 10
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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In a world of Benoit Blanc and Hercule Poirot cases, this is one lackluster murder investigation that falters at properly blending psychological thriller with whodunit.
Posted Oct 28, 2025
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The Ice Tower
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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It's truly up to the eye of the beholder if The Ice Tower will be a worthy take on a twisted fairy tale detached from the works of Grimm.
Posted Oct 28, 2025
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Swiped
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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In the end, half a great script, a poignant topic and a notable leading performance from James can't help with some understandable hesitation when swiping right.
Posted Sep 27, 2025
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The Long Walk
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Mike Flanagan had said in an interview earlier this year that The Long Walk was going to be "impossible" to adapt. Francis Lawrence has made the impossible possible with this bleak and incredibly brutal adaptation...
Posted Sep 27, 2025
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The Conjuring: Last Rites
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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The Conjuring: Last Rites is a solid horror film, a satisfying finale and among the top within the universe.
Posted Sep 10, 2025
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The Thursday Murder Club
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Chris Columbus' The Thursday Murder Club is a charming and enjoyable ensemble mystery that lets its actors do most of the legwork as the case itself may be set on easy difficulty for many.
Posted Sep 10, 2025
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Fixed
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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If you enjoy crude comedies... I still don't think this is for you. This is a comedy that is going to struggle to find an audience and that's just because this sort of humor is way too niche for the general public.
Posted Sep 09, 2025
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The Toxic Avenger
(2023)
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Connor Petrey
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It's a gory good time that never lets up and once the toxins are in Winston, there's no delay to his crimson path of revenge.
Posted Sep 09, 2025
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Eenie Meanie
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Upon first sight, Eenie Meanie could be considered a Baby Driver adjacent thriller set against the backdrop of dystopian Cleveland - fueled by its fantastic chase sequences and the high-octane performance at the lead.
Posted Aug 22, 2025
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The Map That Leads to You
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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The Map That Leads to You feels familiar in a lot of ways, a budding romance mixed with a critical secret that could upend everything. It's an occasionally sweet, occasionally romantic, and occasionally heartbreaking European adventure.
Posted Aug 22, 2025
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Eli Roth Presents: Jimmy and Stiggs
(2024)
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Connor Petrey
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Produced by Eli Roth's The Horror Section, Jimmy and Stiggs is a wild experience from start to finish. A bizarre neon-coated acid trip that handles both addiction and alien abduction in a fascinating over the top fashion.
Posted Aug 22, 2025
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Nobody 2
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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It's a high budget B-movie, fueled with stunning action and an action-centric finale that will satisfy anyone seeking a badass way to end their summer vacation.
Posted Aug 22, 2025
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The Naked Gun
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Akiva Schaffer has truly outdone himself with his latest feat in the director's chair as The Naked Gun beats all expectations and becomes one of the funniest films in nearly a decade's comedy drought.
Posted Aug 12, 2025
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House on Eden
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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The classic found footage appeal really provides a charge of horrifying energy that will get you through a majority of the film - especially as the cracks begin to show and House on Eden crumbles away.
Posted Aug 12, 2025
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Smurfs
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Directed by Chris Miller, not to be confused with director Christopher Miller who co-directed The Lego Movie, doesn't quite have a finetuned vision here for Smurfs.
Posted Jul 29, 2025
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Bambi: The Reckoning
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Imagine this - Bambi Meets The Toxic Avenger in a bloodbath of revenge not seen to this level of absurdity since Jaws: The Revenge.
Posted Jul 29, 2025
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Ice Road: Vengeance
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Ice Road: Vengeance serves far too many bland action sequences for the film to be anything more than a tedious forgettable trip abroad.
Posted Jul 11, 2025
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The Old Guard 2
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Sitting at nearly 20 minutes shorter than The Old Guard, this sequel suffers from its incomplete story - hedging its bets that Netflix will be ordering a third film.
Posted Jul 11, 2025
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Sovereign
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Sovereign is a riveting dramatic thriller about a father set on a path of delusion that is ultimately self-destructive for not only himself, but his son's livelihood. It's not just your average biographical drama - this is a heartbreaking tragedy.
Posted Jul 11, 2025
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Bride Hard
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Bride Hard is a less than subtle play on Die Hard, having hostages taken and one person in charge of taking them all down - this is yet another tasteless rip-off that serves more as an act of endurance than anything that resembles the classic.
Posted Jun 21, 2025
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KPop Demon Hunters
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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KPop Demon Hunters curates a lot of lore for this specific experience, blending mythology, demonology and KPop for a unique experience that doesn't always connect.
Posted Jun 19, 2025
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How to Train Your Dragon
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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How to Train Your Dragon is a prime example of how you properly translate the heart of the animated original into live action - Disney could learn a thing or two from Dreamworks on this one.
Posted Jun 14, 2025
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Deep Cover
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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A funny, lighthearted comedy that suffers from a cluster of forced subplots and lackluster action. Bryce Dallas Howard, Orlando Bloom, and Nick Mohammad are an unexpected triumph in casting - a dynamic trio.
Posted Jun 14, 2025
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Ballerina
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Ballerina stirs up the pot and allows fans of the Wick universe another chance to experience the carnage within.
Posted Jun 08, 2025
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Predator: Killer of Killers
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Predator: Killer of Killers is one of the franchise's best sequels and puts the iconic creature in an anthology of scenarios that Predator fans could only have dreamed of prior to this.
Posted Jun 08, 2025
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The Life of Chuck
(2024)
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Connor Petrey
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A science fiction apocalyptic thriller, a musical dance number and a coming-of-age drama with a hint of horror, The Life of Chuck is a memorable mismatch of genres held together by one thing... a beating heart.
Posted Jun 08, 2025
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Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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The Final Reckoning is a fine conclusion to the M:I saga, a fascinating political thriller and contains some breathtaking visual stunts, but this all feels much tamer than the offerings of the last few entries in the series.
Posted May 26, 2025
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Wick Is Pain
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Wick is Pain is a 126 minute triumph of a documentary dedicated to fans of the John Wick franchise, from the origin of the first film to the conclusion of the final - Chad Stahelski and Keanu Reeves discuss it all.
Posted May 26, 2025
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Nonnas
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Based on a remarkable true story, Nonnas hits many of the notes you would expect from a picture such as this - but while some may fault it for that, I embrace the comfort.
Posted May 13, 2025
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Until Dawn
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Until Dawn is an outrageously fun experience that no matter what is going to irk videogame purists.
Posted Apr 27, 2025
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Havoc
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Drug trafficking, potential political corruption, double crosses, car chases, shootouts, and too many characters to keep track of... just shut your brain off and enjoy the action.
Posted Apr 27, 2025
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Summer of 69
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Jillian Bell's directorial debut never quite reaches the heights of Superbad or American Pie, but it sure gives them a run for their money.
Posted Apr 27, 2025
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I Really Love My Husband
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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I Really Love My Husband is a poignant romantic drama that indulges in the horrors of wasting time with something or someone that doesn't make you happy.
Posted Apr 15, 2025
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Clown in a Cornfield
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Blood soaked, creative and just a damn good time to be hunted by a psychotic clown, Clown in a Cornfield lives up to its name and then some.
Posted Apr 15, 2025
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A Minecraft Movie
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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A Minecraft Movie is a bonkers experience in every vein of the imagination and it had me genuinely chuckling along with all the nonsense to nearly the final crawl.
Posted Apr 06, 2025
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Descendent
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Peter Cilella's Descendent is a remarkable piece of filmmaking that intertwines extraterrestrials and the anxiety of fatherhood into one haunting experience.
Posted Mar 27, 2025
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Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie is not only an outrageous title, but an extraordinarily wild experience -- a surreal comedy that will leave you cracking up and *shocked*.
Posted Mar 22, 2025
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Heart Eyes
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Heart Eyes is ridiculous, gory, and incredibly self-aware, yet somehow underwhelms.
Posted Feb 26, 2025
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Renner
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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A tense game of paranoia disguised as a romance with a science-fiction twist.
Posted Feb 26, 2025
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Captain America: Brave New World
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Sadly plays off more like a direct to video action film than a cinematic event worth the price of admission.
Posted Feb 12, 2025
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Inheritance
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Inheritance moves at a breakneck pace, capturing a world of paranoia at literal face value.
Posted Jan 25, 2025
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Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare
(2025)
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Connor Petrey
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Nightmare is the third entry in the Twisted Childhood Universe and manages to become the best yet, being an outlandish reimagining full of delusion, drugs and brutal kills.
Posted Jan 06, 2025
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Sonic the Hedgehog 3
(2024)
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Connor Petrey
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While being one of the rare trilogies of its kind, the Sonic films are certifiably some of the best videogame adaptations to ever grace our screens.
Posted Dec 21, 2024
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Wicked
(2024)
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Connor Petrey
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Magical from start to finish and leaving the viewer longing for more, Wicked conjures an extraordinary experience that welcomes newcomers to the material.
Posted Nov 22, 2024
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Solvent
(2024)
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Connor Petrey
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Johannes Grenzfurthner's Solvent is a wild escapade to hell and back, delivering one of the most shocking features in a year full of shock value.
Posted Nov 14, 2024
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Your Monster
(2024)
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Connor Petrey
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There's nothing quite like Your Monster - a romantic dramedy disguised as a horror.
Posted Oct 24, 2024
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