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Rating Title | Year Author Quote
7/10
Surf Ninjas (1993) Avaryl Halley Bravo to Ernie Reyes Jr!!
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6/10
Surf Ninjas (1993) Andrew Galdi It’s Weird and Dumb and I Love It
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4.5/10
Ladybugs (1992) Andrew Galdi Jackée alone gives it 20% on Rotten Tomatoes
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6/10
Ladybugs (1992) Avaryl Halley More Rodney Dangerfield Less Sports…that’s my motto
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Heart and Souls (1993) Avaryl Halley It’s like the best episode of Touched By An Angel ever
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Heart and Souls (1993) Andrew Galdi The all star cast really makes it sing
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Clifford (1994) Andrew Galdi Its not worthless but it is surely weird, with 15% more direction you could really have something here
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Clifford (1994) Avaryl Halley This movie almost could have been great, the bones of a cult classic are there but I still love it.
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In the Army Now (1994) Andrew Galdi I still enjoyed the watch
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In the Army Now (1994) Avaryl Halley Its success 90% lies in Pauly Shore’s line delivery
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Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Avaryl Halley The best of the Ernest Movies. The practical FX are amazing!
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6.5/10
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Andrew Galdi Is this the inspiration for Hocus Pocus?
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Bushwhacked (1995) Avaryl Halley It’s so watchable!
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Bushwhacked (1995) Andrew Galdi …ANN DOWD!
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6/10
Howard the Duck (1986) Avaryl Halley I like this better than the Prequels. The choices are strong and wrong…I mean they storyboarded duck tits!!
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4.5/10
Howard the Duck (1986) Andrew Galdi I honestly think if you rescored this movie you could improve it by 50%
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10/10
Radioland Murders (1994) Andrew Galdi It's a fun time. It's Soapdish meet Clue!
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10/10
Radioland Murders (1994) Avaryl Halley I loved it as a child and I love it now
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C+
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) Andrew Galdi Far too long, but a somewhat fun time at the movies
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Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023) Andrew Galdi Its a fun watch but its not a good movie
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8 Women (2002) Avaryl Halley It’s a melodramatic journey with the most amazing sets and costumes
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The Pope's Exorcist (2023) Avaryl Halley One of the wildest movies i’ve seen in a while…also complete shlock…and also camp!
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The Pope's Exorcist (2023) Andrew Galdi Its was a wild wacky time
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Maybe I Do (2023) Avaryl Halley Its a David Mamet play with Nancy Meyers lighting
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Maybe I Do (2023) Andrew Galdi It’s a bad sign when you’re paying more attention to the continuity than the dialogue
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Mafia Mamma (2023) Avaryl Halley There were plenty of Italian stereo types to choose from
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Mafia Mamma (2023) Andrew Galdi The only reason this was watchable was Toni Colette
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B-
One True Loves (2023) Avaryl Halley I liked the cast, it was silly and weird and lonely slightly bizarre but also kinda sweet…it was so close to being great
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B-
One True Loves (2023) Andrew Galdi The only way this movie could end satisfactory is with a Thruple
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Cocaine Bear (2023) Andrew Galdi There was an inciting incident and then people wandered around
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Cocaine Bear (2023) Avaryl Halley Honestly, I got more laughs watching The Whale
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Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe (2022) Andrew Galdi It never grew to the point of self acceptance… and that’s the whole point
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Casa Susanna (2022) Avaryl Halley The photographs alone are worth the price of admission
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Operation Seawolf (2022) Avaryl Halley It is your duty…to not watch this movie
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Dalíland (2022) Andrew Galdi I would recommend it, but I don’t think it’ll win Oscars… except for maybe Ben Kingsley
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Corsage (2022) Avaryl Halley It pisses me off when they take historical figures and change things that are facts
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Corsage (2022) Andrew Galdi Vicki Krieps carried the movie for me
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The Lost King (2022) Avaryl Halley It’s a perfectly nice watch for a Sunday afternoon with Mom
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Empire of Light (2022) Andrew Galdi I did not enjoy it, too navel gaze-y, too long, too depressing
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B-
Triangle of Sadness (2022) Avaryl Halley I didn’t hate it…I just didn’t love it, the last act felt like it was spinning its wheels
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Triangle of Sadness (2022) Andrew Galdi I was rolling on the floor laughing
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Moonage Daydream (2022) Andrew Galdi Seeing it in iMax was literally overwhelming but the footage is spectacular
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B-
Pearl (2022) Avaryl Halley My X-pectations were too high
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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) Avaryl Halley You could fully skip this movie or watch it…it doesn’t matter. Go watch The Last of Shelia
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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) Andrew Galdi If it has to be 3 hours long, write a better script
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Little Richard: I Am Everything (2023) Avaryl Halley It wasn’t put together in a way that I found interesting
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B-
Little Richard: I Am Everything (2023) Andrew Galdi It needed more of a point of view
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B
You Hurt My Feelings (2023) Andrew Galdi Its watchable, it’s charming, it just doesn’t have that much to say
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Judy Blume Forever (2023) Avaryl Halley Judy Blume was such a big part of my adolescents and this really brought me back. I loved it!
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The Pod Generation (2023) Andrew Galdi It was all vibes, but not much else
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