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Infirmary
(2026)
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Jason Adams
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Perada hits his marks -- the scares are real! -- and in return I jumped and made all of the requisite "Hell no" noises that you hope to make while watching these movies, as the characters stumble deeper into the awful, awful dark. Solid spooky business!
Posted Jan 17, 2026
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A Useful Ghost
(2025)
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Jason Adams
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Visually this movie is a feast, existing in its own vacuum-sealed weirdo world of wonder.
Posted Jan 17, 2026
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Primate
(2025)
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Jason Adams
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Primate is a mean movie. Viciously cruel. And its wildly over-the-top violence ...being inflicted onto characters that are paper-thin ciphers just becomes wholly unpleasant to watch.
Posted Jan 09, 2026
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Avatar: Fire and Ash
(2025)
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Jason Adams
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Disastrously boring and redundant... the entire story of Fire and Ash is been there, done that two times already, was sorta bored the second time so there's no excuse to be doing this all yet again, dude.
Posted Dec 16, 2025
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2
(2025)
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Jason Adams
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So absurdly tedious, so deathly dull, so flat and ugly and boring and offensively dumb, I refuse to believe there's even anybody standing behind the camera.
Posted Dec 05, 2025
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Shell
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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When a movie basically reenacts the last scene of John Waters' Multiple Maniancs with what must have been millions more dollars I still have to hand it some slow clap.
Posted Dec 02, 2025
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Train Dreams
(2025)
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Jason Adams
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It's got the appearance of meaning that reveals itself to be thimble-deep, like a video of somebody diving into a gorgeous lake only to break their neck on the rocks mere inches beneath its serence surface.
Posted Nov 21, 2025
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Wicked: For Good
(2025)
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Jason Adams
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Humorless, tuneless, meandering flying-monkey malarkey... In a better world people would be embarrassed.
Posted Nov 21, 2025
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Black Phone 2
(2025)
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Jason Adams
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Call it "Won't somebody answer the goddamned phone???": The Movie.
Posted Oct 16, 2025
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Swan Song
(2021)
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Jason Adams
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Swan Song, for all its Camp factor, mines genuine pathos, especially in Kier's tenderly low-key but dryly hysterical turn
Posted Oct 14, 2025
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Chain Reactions
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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Fifty years on it's damned near impossible to find new things to say about a film as discussed & dissected as TCM has been, but the terrific Chain Reactions does a bang-up job
Posted Aug 15, 2025
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The Life of Chuck
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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This movie is like somebody wrote a full length screenplay for one of those prescription drug commercials
Posted Jul 31, 2025
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Together
(2025)
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Jason Adams
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The best horror movie of 2025... Two days before a movie comes out is probably early to call something a classic but Together has all of the makings.
Posted Jul 28, 2025
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Superman
(2025)
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Jason Adams
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It's sure got a pile of great ingrediants and ideas bouncing around. The cast is pretty much head to toe wonderful. The film feels its most alive and meaningful when all its extra stuff (so much extra stuff) gets swept aside and it focuses on that heart
Posted Jul 10, 2025
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The Loved Ones
(2009)
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Jason Adams
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It's a frisky lil' thing, only 84 minutes long and packed with verve... and Robin McLeavy gives a gloriously unhinged turn as Lola.
Posted Jun 05, 2025
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Hell of a Summer
(2023)
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Jason Adams
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A lazy lazy lazy movie that offers up nothing new or interesting in its under ninety minutes
Posted Apr 03, 2025
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The Monkey
(2025)
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Jason Adams
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This movie is bleak and pitch-black hearted and finds the absurd pointlessness of human existence to be a ribald punchline. It's of a piece with the Final Destination movies, but if they were less Rube Goldberg and more Albert Camus on acid.
Posted Feb 20, 2025
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Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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I'd say I wished I was a kid so these movies could be formative but they make me feel like a kid and reform me in their image anyway... absolute and total buck-tooth-to-stub-toe delight start to finish.
Posted Dec 20, 2024
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Kraven the Hunter
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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Textbook Bad Movie behavior... but that doesn't mean there's not a good helping of true WTF fun to be had
Posted Dec 11, 2024
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A Complete Unknown
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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A Complete Unknown doesn't break open the bio-pic mold but it's about as good an example of what's-to-be-expected can be
Posted Dec 10, 2024
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Heretic
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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Heretic wears a loose skin-suit of edgy and thoughtful only to slip into something more comfortable -- conventional thinking. This is a horror movie that will make all the wrong people feel right.
Posted Nov 04, 2024
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The Substance
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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Our culture is a sledgehammer itself -- The Substance is just meeting it on its own obscene terms... An aria of self-loathing shrieked to the rafters, The Substance might be two and a half hours long but unlike its characters this thing has no filler.
Posted Sep 20, 2024
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Trap
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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Pure silly delight
Posted Aug 05, 2024
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Longlegs
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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The comparisons to The Silence of the Lambs are thuddingly obvious while also doing Longlegs no favors at all. It's fine. It ain't no Silence of the Lambs.
Posted Jul 11, 2024
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MaXXXine
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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MaXXXine feels like everybody cashed their checks and was halfway out the door before the first clapboard could slap Action
Posted Jul 03, 2024
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The First Omen
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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A slithering sinister little monster of a movie
Posted May 28, 2024
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Arcadian
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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A totally solid screamer
Posted May 09, 2024
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Abigail
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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There is a pretty perfect hour twirling smackdab in the middle of this movie, unfortunately smothered by one too many ruffles.
Posted Apr 19, 2024
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Sasquatch Sunset
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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Sasquatch is sublime, sick, and cinema itself
Posted Apr 12, 2024
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A Star Is Born
(2018)
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Jason Adams
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You can hear the ghost of Kim Novak whispering: "Here I was born and here he died, twas only a Diane Warren Ballad to you; you took no notice."
Posted Feb 29, 2024
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Dune: Part Two
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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Villenueve's sense of scale is basically unmatched right now, and there are shots here that will take your breath away
Posted Feb 28, 2024
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Stopmotion
(2023)
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Jason Adams
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Seek this nasty little sucker out
Posted Feb 23, 2024
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Lisa Frankenstein
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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Lisa Frankenstein is destined to be a cult movie born and bred
Posted Feb 07, 2024
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Night Swim
(2024)
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Jason Adams
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It's goofy and it knows it's goofy which is in its favor, but it forgets that goofy things can also be -- and in the case of horror movies, even when goofy, should also be -- scary.
Posted Jan 05, 2024
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Wonka
(2023)
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Jason Adams
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A technicolor tonic for these trying times, and Timmy's a hoot
Posted Dec 15, 2023
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Napoleon
(2023)
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Jason Adams
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The film itself is deeply enraptured with its own prowess. One dare say Napoleon suffers from its own Napoleon Complex. Big movie, dwarfed message.
Posted Nov 15, 2023
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Five Nights at Freddy's
(2023)
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Jason Adams
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Dull as a doornail and dead as dishwater, and the more it tries to explain itself the less any of it makes sense
Posted Oct 26, 2023
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National Anthem
(2023)
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Jason Adams
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Astonishingly lovely... Gilford and his actors imbue the story with so much warmth and heart and beauty and real emotional depth that nothing rings false -- there's not a single boot step out of place.
Posted Oct 18, 2023
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Dark Harvest
(2023)
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Jason Adams
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Vibes vibes and more ghoulishly delicious vibes throb and thrum through the filthy straw heart of David Slade’s Dark Harvest, a silly but stylish and often terribly fun new horror flick
Posted Oct 12, 2023
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When Evil Lurks
(2023)
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Jason Adams
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It stays on the right side of WTF just enough to WTF you up
Posted Sep 28, 2023
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Ouija: Origin of Evil
(2016)
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Jason Adams
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"the movie approaches all the things we're expecting with just a little bit more grit and weirdness than we anticipate coming from a studio-sheened horror flick"
Posted Sep 07, 2023
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School's Out
(2018)
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Jason Adams
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wild-eyed, wrangling with environmental cataclysm... a monumental horror humming on the horizon
Posted Aug 27, 2023
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Leap of Faith: William Friedkin on The Exorcist
(2019)
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Jason Adams
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William Friedkin is a hell of a character and a heck of a story-teller
Posted Aug 07, 2023
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Um Fio de Baba Escarlate
(2020)
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Jason Adams
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Piled high polaroid frames of our Summery Discontent; Instagram selfies spelling out our Doom
Posted Aug 01, 2023
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Firebrand
(2023)
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Jason Adams
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Lush and lavish and darkly devastating... a quietly compelling tale of agency dashed upon the rocks
Posted Jun 29, 2023
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
(2023)
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Jason Adams
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manic clawing for "cool"
Posted May 01, 2023
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Sisu
(2022)
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Jason Adams
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Ninety minutes of glorious gore-soaked mayhem
Posted Apr 25, 2023
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How to Blow Up a Pipeline
(2022)
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Jason Adams
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What makes Pipeline stand out is its fiercely political point-of-view; anger of the sort that's sadly a real rarity in these generic times of ours
Posted Apr 07, 2023
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Inside
(2023)
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Jason Adams
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If you're a person who would want to stare at Willem Dafoe's endlessly fascinating face for ninety minutes, this is a movie for you.
Posted Mar 17, 2023
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The Son
(2022)
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Jason Adams
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Would've probably just been swept aside if lesser hands had made it, but with this big-time crew yeesh what a disaster.
Posted Dec 13, 2022
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