Porch Pirates

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Porch Pirates

2024

1h 47m

Holiday

Drama

Comedy

Crime

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During the Christmas season in East Texas, a series of porch thefts, including an expensive Beanie Baby and a box of glass Christmas pickles stolen from the Mayor of Longview, threatens to ruin the holiday spirit. Detectives Marcos Fernandez and Jack Tyler, despite their clashing styles, must team up to track down the elusive porch pirates. As they navigate a maze of clues and comedic mishaps, they race against time to recover the stolen items and restore Christmas cheer to their community.

Richard Propes

TheIndependentCritic.com

10/28/2024

3.0/4.0

A family friendly and Dove-approved film that is surprisingly suspenseful yet also wholly entertaining.

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Hannah W

@RT72830615 01/07/2025

Great Family-Friendly movie with good values. Teaches something everyone can learn from.

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Nate's M

@RT12039547 12/31/2024

This is an awesome movie. I loved how I recognized so many scenes from my town: Longview, TX

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Kimberly W

@RT47834586 12/30/2024

Destined to be a family favorite. So fun!!!

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Ray M

@RT89824929 12/29/2024

Fun action movie for all!

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Anna K

@RT43835847 12/20/2024

Cute family movie!!!! A great watch with your loved ones for the holidays. There are GREAT upcoming actors and actresses in this film with so much POTENTIAL!!!! Love the drone clips as well featuring awesome shots and views.

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Alcira A

@RT64529503 12/18/2024

Liked it. Has a little of everything: comedy, drama. Loved that there's no bad language, no violence. Enjoyed everything. Made in East Texas. 🤠

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During the Christmas season in East Texas, a series of porch thefts, including an expensive Beanie Baby and a box of glass Christmas pickles stolen from the Mayor of Longview, threatens to ruin the holiday spirit. Detectives Marcos Fernandez and Jack Tyler, despite their clashing styles, must team up to track down the elusive porch pirates. As they navigate a maze of clues and comedic mishaps, they race against time to recover the stolen items and restore Christmas cheer to their community.

Director: Jeff Hamm
Producer: Ken Ray Monts, Jeff Hamm, Jay Dee Walters
Screenwriter: Justin Chaffee, Jay Dee Walters, Jeff Hamm
Distributor: Ichthys Films
Production Co: Ichthys Films, Red Plaid Films
Genre: Holiday, Drama, Comedy, Crime
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Nov 1, 2024
Runtime: 1h 47m