Robert

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Randle @mjrtom61013 4h I know the whole ‘if you’ve got nothing nice to say, say nothing at all’ thing is a great motto to live by, but oh my actual god this movie was so bloody shite i’ve literally never felt more high in my life- and i was stone cold sober. the acting is awful, everyone is horrified by everything and takes about four days to react to anything- the doll- that bloody doll- looks like elton john and cillian murphy’s love child. genuinely have nothing good to say about it. what the piss. the doll starts tiptoeing around and everything- literally clobbers the dad with a baseball bat at one point and corners the ma with it. a tiny ass doll corners a fully grown woman. not to victim blame or anything but like GIRL YOU CAN STAND UP. YOU HAVE HANDS- PICK UP THE SODDING THING AND LAUNCH IT also everyone has a different accent. and no one can act. and the story is shite. and im honestly glad the doll wrecked the ma’s paintings cos they were shite too. See more Papas S @G1annhc 5d I had the best time of my life until i watched this movie its literally the worst movie i have ever seen supposedly it was a horror movie but the only scary thing about that movie was the acting and the quality the blonde woman was the stupidest person i ever seen the last thing i want to mention that the director should change his career and look for another job i suggest him to become clown in circus See more Antreas A @Antreas 5d me and my friends had a really nice night until we watched the movie. I swear to god it will destroy your brain cells from 1 to 0. The blonde is so stupid that she MUST have a brain problem. As for the doll it is the most ugliest doll i have ever seen in my entire life like what the actual fuck is this its not even scary its problematic. Tell the director that made the movie to find another job See more Greg B Sep 30 I walked into this film expecting scares, but I left transformed. Every frame pulses with dread, yet beneath the horror lies a raw exploration of humanity’s deepest fears and desires. The atmosphere is suffocatingly beautiful, with shadows that whisper truths I didn’t know I needed to face. The performances are hauntingly real, and the story lingers like a nightmare that refuses to fade, reshaping how I see myself and the world. This wasn’t just a movie—it was a revelation, a terrifying mirror that demanded I confront my own darkness. I will never be the same, and I’m grateful. See more Hannes Sep 9 Oscar like story writing with great acting. Impressive sound design in the scariest horror movie I've ever seen. 10/10 See more Elsom T Aug 1 This film changed my life. Not just a mere indie picture, inspired by urban myth, but a masterclass in avant-garde writing bringing timeless and deep characters to life like nothing else in its genre. The first instalment in the Robert saga sees legendary director, the late Andrew Jones, set the stage for a non-stop thrill-fest guaranteed to keep viewers glued to their seats. I personally cannot recommend this film enough - remember Robert may be coming to get ya! See more Read all reviews

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