The Night Watchmen

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The Night Watchmen

2016

1h 20m

Horror

Comedy

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Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and the watchmen must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

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Kristy Puchko

Pajiba

Aug 4, 2017

You've seen blood-sucking vampires, rampaging zombies, and sinister clowns. But have you ever seen these horror archetypes mashed up into one ludicrous yet menacing monster?

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Emilie Black

Cinema Crazed

Apr 17, 2020

4.5/5

The Night Watchmen is a fun horror-comedy filled with ridiculous non-sense that somehow works in the world where clownpires are a thing and where a metal drummer is more logical in battle than an ex-military.

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Tracy Allen

PopHorror.com

Aug 8, 2019

7.5/10

...fun, gory and entertaining as hell...

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Molly Henery

The Blogging Banshee

Nov 2, 2018

8.5/10

The Night Watchmen is an insanely fun and bloody ride that is sure to tickle the funny bone of horror fans everywhere. In this film you get lots of gore, excitement, and laughs.

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Nick Rocco Scalia

Film Threat

Jan 4, 2018

4/5

The Night Watchmen is damn entertaining, and anyone who can't appreciate it is simply thinking too hard.

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Andrew Marshall

Starburst

May 26, 2017

8/10

The Night Watchmen is a raucous riot that starts fast and never relents right up until its closing moments. It asks only your indulgence and delivers utterly, remaining a gory and hilarious ride every step of the way.

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B P

@Bradster69 Sep 6, 2026

Not Bad, but Not My Favorite

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matt S

@RT11300200 Jun 29, 2026

Well done with the low budget. My kind of b-horror escape from reality flick.

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Stephen C

@bob25009 Apr 7, 2026

The worldwide gross is $122,073.00.

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BigD J

@Jerminator Feb 1, 2024

You either love cheesy horror comedy or you hate it. There's really no in between. I dunno about no 85% on RT, but then again I've said that about a lot of films. All in all, it's mildly comical and entertaining.

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Jeffrey P

@vanillavoodoo1 Oct 18, 2021

Better than expected, interesting mix of characters. Was expecting cheese but it wasn't very cheesy at all. Moves along quickly and doesn't waste time on building pointless character relationships.

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Aug 22, 2021

This was stupid,brainless fun. I did enjoy watching it,but at the same time I wanted it to just end. If you have time to kill,give this a shot.

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Synopsis

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and the watchmen must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

Director: Mitchell Altieri
Producer: Jeffrey Allard, Ken Arnold, Dan DeLuca, Demetrea Triantafillides
Screenwriter: Dan DeLuca, Jamie Nash
Production Co: Indie Entertainment
Genre: Horror, Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Nov 21, 2017
Runtime: 1h 20m

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