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Needcoffee.com is not a Tomatometer-approved publication. Reviews from this publication only count toward the Tomatometer® when written by the following Tomatometer-approved critic(s): Widgett Walls.

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Rating Title | Year Author Quote
1.5/5
Joan the Maid: The Battles (1994) Widgett Walls For those who are into French history...knock yourselves out--this set is good enough to rent at least. But as a film, it falls short and the presentation can't buoy it up.
Posted Jul 15, 2020  Edit critic review
1.5/5
Joan the Maid: The Prisons (1994) Widgett Walls For those who are into French history...knock yourselves out--this set is good enough to rent at least. But as a film, it falls short and the presentation can't buoy it up.
Posted Jul 15, 2020  Edit critic review
4/5
(undefined) Widgett Walls Even without features, this set would be worthwhile for the fan of the show. However, the features are effective across the board.
Posted Mar 27, 2019  Edit critic review
4/5
Rodents of Unusual Size (2017) Widgett Walls Recommended. Does in seventy minutes what a History Channel docu couldn't do in seven hundred.
Posted Mar 04, 2019  Edit critic review
3/5
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) Widgett Walls If you too like action films with lots of flipping and gunplay, then probably you're going to greatly enjoy yourself.
Posted Apr 10, 2015  Edit critic review
1.5/5
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 (2014) Widgett Walls They didn't go full Hobbit on us, but [Mockingjay] should have been one film.
Posted Apr 10, 2015  Edit critic review
1/5
Maleficent (2014) Widgett Walls Disney's #1 villain...they've turned her into a glorified nanny and a prankster.
Posted Jul 17, 2014  Edit critic review
4.5/5
Snowpiercer (2013) Widgett Walls Utterly surreal and completely mental.
Posted Jul 08, 2014  Edit critic review
3.5/5
Godzilla (2014) Widgett Walls What is the line? 'It's not the Godzilla film you want, but it's the Godzilla film you need?' But it's neither.
Posted Jul 05, 2014  Edit critic review
4/5
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) Widgett Walls I'm so impressed I actually saw a movie where I plonked down the coin for 3D and felt like I hadn't been robbed.
Posted Jun 17, 2014  Edit critic review
3.5/4
Edge of Tomorrow (2014) Widgett Walls Tom Cruise: in regards to Oblivion? All is forgiven.
Posted Jun 14, 2014  Edit critic review
3.5/5
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) Widgett Walls I went back and saw the first film again fairly quickly after seeing it the first time because I enjoyed it so much. Wouldn't elect to do that with this one.
Posted Dec 04, 2013  Edit critic review
4/5
Kill Your Darlings (2013) Widgett Walls The story is slightly less important than the characterizations and the performances, because those carried everything.
Posted Nov 26, 2013  Edit critic review
4.5/5
Gravity (2013) Widgett Walls That is probably one of the best acted, most visually stunning adventure films ever.
Posted Nov 20, 2013  Edit critic review
3.5/5
Thor: The Dark World (2013) Widgett Walls I like the cast, I like the epic feel. It satisfied me in a way that Thor 1 did not.
Posted Nov 09, 2013  Edit critic review
2.5/5
Ender's Game (2013) Widgett Walls The film's strengths are people standing around talking, so can we get back to some people standing around talking? That feels weird to say. But that's what happened.
Posted Nov 03, 2013  Edit critic review
4.5/5
The World's End (2013) Widgett Walls What if John Wyndham decided to write a comedy?
Posted Aug 25, 2013  Edit critic review
3.5/5
Kick-Ass 2 (2013) Widgett Walls Silly, ridiculous, violent and worthy.
Posted Aug 17, 2013  Edit critic review
2/5
Elysium (2013) Widgett Walls It almost feels like it's some sort of fable...but if that's the case...then it's so heavy-handed, you would need an exoskeleton to lift your hands.
Posted Aug 15, 2013  Edit critic review
3.5/5
Now You See Me (2013) Widgett Walls If you look at the film as escapist fare where you just go: 'My brain's off, you got a good cast, you got a good concept, roll with it' -- I think you'll be fine.
Posted Jul 27, 2013  Edit critic review
1.5/5
The Wolverine (2013) Widgett Walls They have yet to make a film that is as good as Hugh Jackman is at portraying Wolverine.
Posted Jul 27, 2013  Edit critic review
4.5/5
Pacific Rim (2013) Widgett Walls Is this going to give me enough of a story and enough characters to carry the amount of rocket-punching and monster-bashing that I want to see? The answer is yes.
Posted Jul 14, 2013  Edit critic review
0.5/5
The Lone Ranger (2013) Widgett Walls Between this and The Green Hornet, the Reid Family has been royally screwed by Hollywood.
Posted Jul 04, 2013  Edit critic review
2/5
World War Z (2013) Widgett Walls We could have had the zombie Red Storm Rising. Instead, we got 28 Days Later, on speed, in more locations, with a lame ending.
Posted Jun 21, 2013  Edit critic review
2.5/5
Man of Steel (2013) Widgett Walls Hopelessly convoluted in a way that only a cast this good could save.
Posted Jun 15, 2013  Edit critic review
1.5/5
After Earth (2013) Widgett Walls The script basically has its legs broken as badly as Will Smith's.
Posted Jun 08, 2013  Edit critic review
3/5
The Iceman (2012) Widgett Walls Person A went to Place B and shot Person C in D Face and that's all well and good...but if I'm going to spend time with someone, I want to know a little bit more.
Posted May 27, 2013  Edit critic review
3.5/5
Fast & Furious 6 (2013) Widgett Walls The answer to the question of 'What if the people behind Top Gear did a Mission Impossible film?'
Posted May 25, 2013  Edit critic review
4/5
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Widgett Walls 'Evil Benedict Cumberbatch.' It's almost as much fun to say it as it is to watch it happen on the screen.
Posted May 17, 2013  Edit critic review
2.5/5
The Great Gatsby (2013) Widgett Walls It feels like the actors are just Acting So Hard--you'd think with the 3D you'd see their Acting-Ness coming right at you.
Posted May 12, 2013  Edit critic review
4/5
Iron Man 3 (2013) Widgett Walls They decided to make a sort of mad James Bond film...except instead of Bond, you've got Tony Stark...who, by the way, has a suit of armor.
Posted May 04, 2013  Edit critic review
0.5/5
Oblivion (2013) Widgett Walls The part of the film that works the best? Morgan Freeman looks absolutely awesome in those sunglasses.
Posted Apr 19, 2013  Edit critic review
1.5/5
Olympus Has Fallen (2013) Widgett Walls On the actual Secret Service entrance exam, please tell me one of the first questions is: 'Should you run directly into the line of fire? Yes/No.'
Posted Apr 13, 2013  Edit critic review
0.5/5
Evil Dead (2013) Widgett Walls If you watched the first film's vine attack and went, 'You know what this needs? This needs to be more like hentai.' If you thought that, then this film is for you.
Posted Apr 07, 2013  Edit critic review
1.5/5
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) Widgett Walls If you played with G.I. Joe action figures...any crazy storyline you came up with is probably less silly than this.
Posted Mar 30, 2013  Edit critic review
2.5/5
Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) Widgett Walls You know, its heart was in the right place.
Posted Mar 15, 2013  Edit critic review
3/5
Zero Dark Thirty (2012) Widgett Walls A well-acted, well-intentioned, disjointed mess.
Posted Jan 14, 2013  Edit critic review
4/5
Django Unchained (2012) Widgett Walls This is pretty much exactly what you would want from a Tarantino western.
Posted Jan 05, 2013  Edit critic review
3/5
Jack Reacher (2012) Widgett Walls The ultimate marriage between Action Guy Tom Cruise and Non-Tom Cruise Tom Cruise.
Posted Dec 25, 2012  Edit critic review
1.5/5
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) Widgett Walls 'Well, that was the longest video game trailer I have ever seen. No, seriously, are you going to show the real film now?'
Posted Dec 15, 2012  Edit critic review
4/5
Lincoln (2012) Widgett Walls What I wanted to say to Daniel Day-Lewis and Sally Field: for God's sake, just stop and take your Oscars...you're breaking my heart and you're killing me.
Posted Nov 17, 2012  Edit critic review
4/5
Skyfall (2012) Widgett Walls Traveling the world, solving a mystery, hunting people down, killing some of those people...everything that you want James Bond to do. Then it takes an interesting turn.
Posted Nov 12, 2012  Edit critic review
4.5/5
Cloud Atlas (2012) Widgett Walls If there is a fault to be found with this film, it's that it wants to be about everything. But if it was any less than that, it wouldn't be this film.
Posted Nov 07, 2012  Edit critic review
3/5
The Man With the Iron Fists (2012) Widgett Walls This film is what you would get if you took somebody who had watched all the martial arts films in a 1980s video store...if you took their id and ran it through a juicer.
Posted Nov 04, 2012  Edit critic review
3/5
Seven Psychopaths (2012) Widgett Walls When the film itself is jerking you around, the cast is carrying you through it.
Posted Oct 22, 2012  Edit critic review
2.5/5
Taken 2 (2012) Widgett Walls This latest installment in the Liam Neeson Punching Things franchise...it is talkier, feels longer, is shakier and just feels less satisfying.
Posted Oct 06, 2012  Edit critic review
4.5/5
Looper (2012) Widgett Walls I don't know where you guys found that kid... Was it the same lab where they grew the Fannings?
Posted Oct 03, 2012  Edit critic review
2/5
The Bourne Legacy (2012) Widgett Walls There comes a point at which you have enhanced soldiers fighting with non-enhanced people stuck in the middle...where you're just remaking Terminator 2.
Posted Aug 19, 2012  Edit critic review
3.5/5
The Expendables 2 (2012) Widgett Walls You know...that balls-to-the-wall, ludicrous, stupid, ridiculous, amazing, awesome film that you thought you were getting with the first film? Well, better late than never.
Posted Aug 17, 2012  Edit critic review
3/5
Total Recall (2012) Widgett Walls Kate Beckinsale moves like a freaking predator...[that's] predator with a lower case 'p.'
Posted Aug 04, 2012  Edit critic review
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