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3/5
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Garage Days
(2002)
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Despite plenty of drugs and a fair amount of sex, Garage Days asphyxiates from a lethal lack of rock'n roll.
Posted Feb 05, 2018
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3 outta 5 ain't great
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The Dilemma
(2011)
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Meant to bridge the gap between chick flick and frat house fare, it is bound to annoy both intended audiences...
Posted Jan 14, 2011
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Son of the Mask
(2005)
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Prairie Miller
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If nothing else, Son Of The Mask's bad seed baby serves up an all natural commercial for mental birth control.
Posted May 21, 2007
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Hip Hop 2000
(2001)
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Prairie Miller
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More than just a film about music, this journey through African hip hop is a greater story of over-coming. And prevailing against the re-colonizing invasion of US corporate music culture into Kenya.
Posted May 19, 2007
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The Ballad of Jack and Rose
(2005)
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Prairie Miller
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A disjointed collection of characters whose dysfunctional behavior modes only reinforce the aimlessness of the narrative.
Posted Mar 26, 2007
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5/5
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Glengarry Glen Ross
(1992)
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A sharp look at the surreal world of real estate sales.
Posted Oct 02, 2003
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9/10
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The School of Rock
(2003)
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Black rocks with extreme prejudice and surprinsingly entertaining results.
Posted Oct 02, 2003
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8.5/10
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Anything Else
(2003)
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A satiric, sentimenatal and satisfying throwback to Allen's heyday of Annie Hall, Manhattan and Stardust Memories.
Posted Sep 17, 2003
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4/5
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American Wedding
(2003)
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Pure check-your- brains-and- pants-at- the-door rowdiness!
Posted Aug 01, 2003
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9/10
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Seabiscuit
(2003)
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A triple-crown achievement for writer/director/producer Gary Ross.
Posted Jul 24, 2003
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4.5/5
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28 Days Later
(2002)
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Buckets of flesh eating fun.
Posted Jun 26, 2003
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4.25/5
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Swimming Pool
(2003)
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An erotic, pate de foie gras-flavored thriller.
Posted Jun 13, 2003
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1/5
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Snake Eyes
(1993)
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More dreadful than dangerous.
Posted Jun 05, 2003
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3/5
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2 Fast 2 Furious
(2003)
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Strong off the starting line, it stalls before reaching the second reel due to a distinct lack of "Diesel" power.
Posted Jun 05, 2003
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3/4
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The Italian Job
(2003)
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Gets the audience into the sensational if superficial story and lets Wahlberg get even with naysayers who predicted he'd never work again after The Truth About Charlie.
Posted May 28, 2003
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3/5
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Dillinger
(1973)
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Warren really feels his oats as the title gangster of this gruesome but gripping true crime drama.
Posted May 13, 2003
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4/5
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The Matrix Reloaded
(2003)
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A passionate, over-powered and mostly unfathomable upgrade of 1999's groundbreaking, breathtaking and equally cryptic original.
Posted May 13, 2003
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3.75/5
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Head of State
(2003)
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A mostly likable and entertaining political spoof, albeit more slapstick than savvy.
Posted Mar 28, 2003
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3/5
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The Mask
(1994)
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Who was that masked pet detective?
Posted Feb 21, 2003
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3.75/5
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Old School
(2003)
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Guffaw filled, coming of middle age comedy.
Posted Feb 21, 2003
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3/5
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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(2003)
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Not for one frame does it seem possible that these two cutesy twenty-somethings won't see the errors of their wagers in time to take the exit to happily-ever-after land.
Posted Feb 06, 2003
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4/5
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All That Jazz
(1979)
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Fosse gets his kicks (and so will you) directing his own boffo bio flick.
Posted Jan 29, 2003
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3.75/5
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Biker Boyz
(2003)
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Adrenaline-enriched junk food for the soul.
Posted Jan 29, 2003
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4/5
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Something Wild
(1986)
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Something wild this way comes!
Posted Dec 23, 2002
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4.5/5
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Catch Me if You Can
(2002)
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Kick the hobbit and grab hold of Catch Me If You Can as soon as you can.
Posted Dec 23, 2002
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4/5
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All About Eve
(1950)
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Boffo look at the backstabbing backstage world of Broadway
Posted Dec 19, 2002
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5/5
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Gangs of New York
(2002)
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Gangs...could eat Charles Dickens' Oliver Twist for lunch and have the Artful Dodger turning tricks by sundown.
Posted Dec 19, 2002
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3/5
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Days of Thunder
(1990)
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A Top Gun for the NASCAR set.
Posted Dec 16, 2002
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2/5
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Narc
(2002)
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So brutal, cynical and just plain not nice it makes Training Day seem like Police Academy 6.
Posted Dec 16, 2002
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1/5
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Squirm
(1976)
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This movie about killer worms really buggged me.
Posted Nov 07, 2002
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4.5/5
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8 Mile
(2002)
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Even if...your idea of (w)rapping has more to do with leftover bologna than improvisational street slang, 8 Mile still goes the distance.
Posted Nov 07, 2002
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2/5
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The Truth About Charlie
(2002)
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Apallingly absurd...the chemistry or lack thereof between Newton and Wahlberg could turn an Imax theater into a 9" black and white portable TV.
Posted Oct 24, 2002
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4/5
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Red Dragon
(2002)
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Two hours of delectably creepy and suspenseful fun.
Posted Oct 02, 2002
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2/5
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Battle for the Planet of the Apes
(1973)
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The battle was lost several movies earlier.
Posted Sep 26, 2002
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3/5
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The Tuxedo
(2002)
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What you expect is just what you get...assuming the bar of expectations hasn't been raised above sixth-grade height.
Posted Sep 26, 2002
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B+
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Blood Work
(2002)
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The Good, The Bad and the Elderly
Posted Aug 08, 2002
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B
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Minority Report
(2002)
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...Spielberg has at last decided to make his audience's pulse pound rather than need the assistance of a life support system as in last year's A.I. Artificial Interlligence.
Posted Jun 19, 2002
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B
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The Bourne Identity
(2002)
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...somehow manages to escape the shackles of its own clichés to be the best espionage picture to come out in weeks.
Posted Jun 14, 2002
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Insomnia
(2002)
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Robin Williams is cooler than a frozen cod in his most menacing part since Mrs. Doubtfire.
Posted May 25, 2002
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American Psycho
(2000)
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Despite American Psycho’s high-caliber cast, museum-quality art direction and slavish attention to debauched detail, the story and its creepy characters are so generally repulsive that it's barely worth the price of attention.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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