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2.5/5
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Iron Man 3
(2013)
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Dave White
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[Shane] Black is the reason for the season and Downey is his Santa Claus
Posted May 02, 2013
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2.5/5
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The Place Beyond the Pines
(2012)
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Dave White
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...promising way more than it can ever hope to deliver in what suddenly seems like a too-short two-and-half-hours.
Posted Mar 29, 2013
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0.5/5
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Parental Guidance
(2012)
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Dave White
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People with brains they can't turn on and off for 90 minute stretches of holiday family togetherness will be driven to take some kind of painkiller before the final credits roll. Everyone else will be fine
Posted Mar 14, 2013
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1.5/5
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Jack the Giant Slayer
(2013)
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Dave White
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A corporate product drained of personality, one where you can practically hear studio notes like "MAKE THE GIANTS FARTIER!" shouted from the sidelines, a charmless theme park ride that substitutes loudness for joy.
Posted Mar 05, 2013
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Gosford Park
(2001)
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Dave White
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It's dryly, acidly funny.
Posted Dec 28, 2001
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Black Hawk Down
(2001)
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Dave White
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Scott's tendency to trumpet his own significance keeps it from greatness, but it's still better than jingoistic stuff like Behind Enemy Lines.
Posted Dec 28, 2001
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I Am Sam
(2001)
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Dave White
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I do not like Sean Penn as a ham, I do not like it, Sam I Am.
Posted Dec 28, 2001
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The Shipping News
(2001)
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Dave White
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Good-looking but weak movie that, while not hamming it up to hijack your affection, doesn't try to win you over with anything more than its own sense of importance.
Posted Dec 28, 2001
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Happenstance
(2000)
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Dave White
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It's silly and slight, but not too sweet, so go take a chance.
Posted Dec 28, 2001
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Charlotte Gray
(2001)
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Dave White
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You never get a sense of danger or suspense or romance or anything else you might associate with people in love doing incredibly dangerous resistance work in WW2, which makes the movie itself very easy to resist.
Posted Dec 28, 2001
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Dark Blue World
(2001)
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Dave White
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Good-looking and earnest, but a little too stiff to make you feel the grand-scale emotions it wants to inspire.
Posted Dec 28, 2001
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Monster's Ball
(2001)
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Dave White
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The fact that the film spares us not only a constant wallow in misery but also cheap, maudlin uplift is pretty miraculous.
Posted Dec 27, 2001
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No Man's Land
(2001)
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Dave White
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The absurdity of it is diluted by the metaphorical sledgehammer used to smash the antiwar message home.
Posted Dec 21, 2001
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A Beautiful Mind
(2001)
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Dave White
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Russell Crowe's sweating and facial tics are always entertaining, but Ron Howard never lets you enjoy them, so busy is he directing everyone into a state of uplifting bliss.
Posted Dec 21, 2001
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Ali
(2001)
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Dave White
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It's just a good movie and not the greatest.
Posted Dec 21, 2001
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The Majestic
(2001)
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Dave White
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So, you're going along with your life as a rich Hollywood screenwriter, and BAM! You get amnesia. Ain't that the way it always goes?
Posted Dec 21, 2001
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How High
(2001)
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Dave White
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I could feel whole chunks of my brain dissolving, my cinematic standards being lowered, and my desire to send a check to NORML grow as I watched this movie and loudly laughed my ass off.
Posted Dec 21, 2001
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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
(2001)
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Dave White
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Thanks to Nickelodeon, this is another addition to their great track record of imaginative, child-friendly movies.
Posted Dec 21, 2001
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Joe Somebody
(2001)
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Dave White
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Stupid every step of the way.
Posted Dec 21, 2001
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5/5
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(2001)
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Dave White
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It's a fully-realized epic -- sprawling, thrilling, visually stunning and emotionally satisfying, too. I'm converted!
Posted Dec 19, 2001
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Vanilla Sky
(2001)
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Dave White
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I barely bought a word of it as it was.
Posted Dec 13, 2001
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The Royal Tenenbaums
(2001)
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Dave White
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I may eat these words down the road, but right now, Wes Anderson is one of the best new American directors we have.
Posted Dec 13, 2001
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Lantana
(2001)
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Dave White
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Implausible tale.
Posted Dec 13, 2001
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Iris
(2001)
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Dave White
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Especially moving because it downplays the weepy nonsense, focusing instead on her literary spiritedness and the steadfast love of her husband.
Posted Dec 13, 2001
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Behind the Sun
(2001)
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Dave White
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It's a fine movie, but it's not quite dynamic enough to earn much more than your respect.
Posted Dec 13, 2001
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Jails, Hospitals & Hip-Hop
(2000)
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Dave White
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Explores race issues without insulting your intelligence.
Posted Dec 07, 2001
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Princesa
(2001)
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Dave White
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Deliberately non-gritty but still humane and loving in its depiction of people who don't fit into traditional categories of male/female and whore/john.
Posted Dec 07, 2001
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Last Orders
(2001)
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Dave White
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The sentimental script has problems, but the actors pick up the slack.
Posted Dec 07, 2001
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Baran
(2001)
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Dave White
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You Should Pay Nine Bucks for This: Because you can hear about suffering Afghan refugees on the news and still be unaffected. Dramas like this make it human.
Posted Dec 07, 2001
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Ocean's Eleven
(2001)
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Dave White
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Completely preposterous and totally enjoyable.
Posted Dec 06, 2001
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Piñero
(2001)
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Dave White
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What makes this one different, and therefore MUCH better, is that it avoids the typical 'this happened and then this happened' structure that makes most biographical films such heavy lifting.
Posted Dec 06, 2001
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The Business of Strangers
(2001)
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Dave White
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The demands of the 'let's get him' plot get in the way of character development.
Posted Dec 06, 2001
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Texas Rangers
(2001)
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Dave White
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Makes American Outlaws look like a John Ford picture.
Posted Dec 03, 2001
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Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy
(2001)
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Dave White
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It's refreshing to see a porn documentary that's not a total bummer, cautionary tale.
Posted Nov 29, 2001
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Diamond Men
(2000)
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Dave White
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It's a nice little movie about the friendship of two regular Joes, odd and affecting.
Posted Nov 29, 2001
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The Affair of the Necklace
(2001)
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Dave White
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It's all about as elegant as jewelry from a home-shopping channel.
Posted Nov 29, 2001
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Behind Enemy Lines
(2001)
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Dave White
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Calibrate your filter, sift through the stuff you don't like, and you might enjoy yourself.
Posted Nov 29, 2001
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Second Time Around
(2001)
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Dave White
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Has all the complexity and realistic human behavior of an episode of General Hospital.
Posted Nov 26, 2001
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Out Cold
(2001)
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Dave White
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It sort of sucks, but you'll still secretly have a pretty good time watching it.
Posted Nov 21, 2001
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Sidewalks of New York
(2001)
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Dave White
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If I wanted to see Manhattan again, then I'd just stay home and rent it.
Posted Nov 21, 2001
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In the Bedroom
(2001)
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Dave White
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This one delivers the goods, thanks to nice, low-wattage direction and non-showy performances.
Posted Nov 20, 2001
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Black Knight
(2001)
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Dave White
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Words cannot adequately describe the pain. It will make you long for the subtlety and wit of Big Momma's House.
Posted Nov 20, 2001
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Spy Game
(2001)
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Dave White
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This movie is about guys sitting around in meetings, trying to out-spy each other.
Posted Nov 20, 2001
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Dead or Alive
(1999)
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Dave White
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Yeah, Yeah, It's Gross, But Is It Good? For its sheer inventiveness and audacity, yes.
Posted Nov 16, 2001
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Audition
(1999)
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Dave White
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A total freakout that will slow-burn itself into your brain. Prepare to feel creepy.
Posted Nov 16, 2001
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The Simian Line
(2000)
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Dave White
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In the end it's simply weak.
Posted Nov 16, 2001
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Yana's Friends
(1999)
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Dave White
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You aren't separated from these people even if they do live thousands of miles away.
Posted Nov 16, 2001
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The Fluffer
(2001)
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Dave White
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It's smarter more often than it's dumb, and gosh darn it, Debbie Harry's in it!
Posted Nov 16, 2001
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Novocaine
(2001)
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Dave White
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Date Movie? You'd have to love Steve Martin more than your date to enjoy this.
Posted Nov 16, 2001
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The Wash
(2001)
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Dave White
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[Snoop's] funny, charismatic, delivers weak material with a look on his face that will still crack you up and has the best hair of any actor working today.
Posted Nov 16, 2001
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