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Saint Bernard

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An orchestra conductor loses his mind.
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Noel Murray Los Angeles Times May 10, 2019
"Saint Bernard" is like the raw material for a vintage David Lynch or David Cronenberg movie - only disassembled, and divorced from any engaging narrative. Even adventurous filmgoers should approach it with caution. Go to Full Review Bobby LePire Film Threat May 23, 2019
5/10
Saint Bernard is weird for the sake of being weird. There is a specific audience that will revel in that oddity and enjoy the movie strictly on those terms. However, as a film with characters and a story to tell the film falls far short of its goals. Go to Full Review C.H. Newell Father Son Holy Gore May 16, 2019
3.5/5
For those who get hooked by the unbelievable imagery and fantastical story, there's much more narrative hiding underneath the visual insanity than might initially appear. Go to Full Review Molly Henery The Blogging Banshee May 15, 2019
8/10
Saint Bernard is a weird fever dream that relies more on imagery over content, yet it works so well. Go to Full Review Read all reviews

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Colleen M @Iamrtql8 May 15, 2026 As a Lynch fan -- as well as the mother of three sons, each of which has music and its expression and influence as their core creative impulse while engaged in construction, teaching, and computer programming to make their livings -- I fully appreciated the abstract (yet sometimes too close to home) humor underlying this very bizarre and visually stimulating film. Kudos. See more Sep 27, 2019 This film is bizarre and surreal and visually stunning a must-see See more Read all reviews
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Gabriel Bartalos

Director

Jason Dugre

Bernard

Katy Sullivan

Miss Roadkill

Peter Iasillo Jr.

The Chief

Jack Doroshow

Uncle Ed

Bob Zmuda

Father Steele
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Movie Info

Synopsis An orchestra conductor loses his mind.
Director
Gabriel Bartalos
Producer
Gabriel Bartalos
Screenwriter
Gabriel Bartalos
Production Co
Center Ring Entertainment
Genre
Fantasy, Horror
Original Language
English
Release Date (Streaming)
May 16, 2019
Runtime
1h 37m
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