B.L. Panther
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
B! is a writer, scholar, and Pisces from Northern Illinois. They write for Paste Magazine, Into Magazine, The Spool, and Honey Literary Journal. A champion hermit, they enjoy reading, the indoors, afternoon naps, and doing nothing at all. They are the inaugural recipient of Rotten Tomatoes & Chicago Film Critics Association’s Emerging Critics Grant for their excellence in film criticism.
The Supremes at Earl's All-You-Can-Eat (2024)
66%
6.0/10
EDIT
“The Supremes at Earl’s All-You-Can-Eat plays like a Golden Corral that’s begun to tarnish, with an overstuffed menu of narrative choices, none of which arrive fully cooked.” –
Paste Magazine
Aug 19, 2024
Full Review
The Fabulous Four (2024)
28%
5.9/10
EDIT
“The Fabulous Four plays out like an undressed salad paid for by the Key West tourism board” –
Paste Magazine
Jul 25, 2024
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Thelma (2024)
98%
EDIT
“June Squibb sets the tone for the whole film, which appears delicate but still full of hardscrabble tenacity, just like her character.” –
The Spool
Jun 21, 2024
Full Review
Babes (2024)
87%
7.0/10
EDIT
“While it sometimes feels like the comedy is spinning in place, Babes is an often hilarious reminder that there are many cycles in life.” –
Paste Magazine
May 15, 2024
Full Review
The Crime Is Mine (2023)
98%
7.3/10
EDIT
“Though it lacks a more exigent purpose, The Crime Is Mine has layers of textbook farce decorated with a confectioner’s critique.” –
Paste Magazine
Dec 20, 2023
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The Color Purple (2023)
81%
80/100
EDIT
“It’s a lighter-hearted film of immense emotion and grand gestures, but underneath is a profound reorientation from how white directors have told stories of historical Black life.” –
The Spool
Dec 19, 2023
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Stamped From the Beginning (2023)
100%
7.5/10
EDIT
“Stamped from the Beginning is a bold attempt to animate the racist images that plague the American imagination.” –
Paste Magazine
Nov 20, 2023
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Kanehsatake: 270 Years of Resistance (1993)
A+
EDIT
“Obomsawin flips the content of the traditional ethnographic documentary and deftly reminds us that this is an ongoing history of displacement and disappearance.” –
Paste Magazine
Oct 2, 2023
Full Review
Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)
56%
D+
EDIT
“Today, Oz the Great and Powerful boasts collective and equal distaste among audiences and critics alike, which suggests that there’s something to be resisted within the film.” –
Paste Magazine
Oct 2, 2023
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God's Creatures (2022)
90%
A-
EDIT
“God’s Creatures dares to suggest that breaks from the system are the only effective treatment against repeat offenses. It’s about the harsh measures individuals must take to protect the delicate balance of their ecology.” –
Paste Magazine
Oct 2, 2023
Full Review
The Banger Sisters (2002)
47%
B
EDIT
“But now, 20 years on, The Banger Sisters has a salty bittersweetness...The road becomes open-ended, a prescient suggestion that there’s more to the journey, more to herstory.” –
Paste Magazine
Oct 2, 2023
Full Review
Death Becomes Her (1992)
58%
A-
EDIT
“Death Becomes Her is a magical and delightful illustration of queerness without sexuality.” –
Paste Magazine
Oct 2, 2023
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The Sixth Reel (2021)
100%
B+
EDIT
“The Sixth Reel is a loving ode to old movies, their material remains, the necessity of their preservation. It’s also a gentle rhapsody about growing older and facing the final act of one’s life.” –
The Spool
Oct 2, 2023
Full Review
Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose (2023)
44%
8.0/10
EDIT
“Those who choose to embrace the uncertainty get an enjoyable exercise in suspending rationality.” –
Paste Magazine
Sep 1, 2023
Full Review
The Monkey King (2023)
56%
9.0/10
EDIT
“The Monkey King has barrelfuls of sharp satire, high-flying action, and lyrical sentimentality that are as shifting and entertaining as the myths they celebrate.” –
Paste Magazine
Aug 16, 2023
Full Review
Hundreds of Beavers (2022)
97%
EDIT
“Hundreds of Beavers remains one of the best films of this year because it embraces classical cinematic storytelling with a contemporary sensibility in a riotous way that is as sly and wily as the coyote who inspired it. ” –
The Spool
Jul 28, 2023
Full Review
Deep Sea (2023)
88%
EDIT
“Peng’s animated world celebrates the brilliant colors and fluidity of the water, often sprinting through prisms and beautiful scenes as ornate as the narrative within them.” –
The Spool
Jul 28, 2023
Full Review
Lakota Nation vs. United States (2022)
100%
EDIT
“[It] makes a passionate case that the US Government should return the Black Hills of South Dakota to the Lakota and their future generations.” –
The Spool
Jul 16, 2023
Full Review
The Stroll (2023)
95%
9.7/10
EDIT
“Through Kristen Lovell and Zackary Drucker’s insightful and intimate interviews and interspersed archival footage, 14th Street becomes layered like an archeological diagram.” –
Paste Magazine
Jun 20, 2023
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Queens of the Qing Dynasty (2022)
84%
8.0/10
EDIT
“A worthwhile sophomore outing for those interested in disability and queerness, it touches a constellation of identities as ornate as the golden finger covers worn by Imperial women.” –
Paste Magazine
May 3, 2023
Full Review
Little Richard: I Am Everything (2023)
94%
8.5/10
EDIT
“Elegantly shifting her lens between Little Richard’s biography and the history of the music that sprung forth from him, Cortés traces a nearly impossible trajectory without losing a grounded sense of context.” –
Paste Magazine
Apr 21, 2023
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Chevalier (2022)
76%
7.0/10
EDIT
“While there are glimmers of grace notes that suggest a complex life that challenges our assumptions of the past, Chevalier keeps to an otherwise standard period biopic meter.” –
Paste Magazine
Apr 20, 2023
Full Review
Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance with Somebody (2022)
43%
EDIT
“Even if the film doesn’t soar past being an average biopic, I Wanna Dance with Somebody is a chance to gather together and honor The Voice many of us will always love.” –
The Spool
Dec 21, 2022
Full Review
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)
95%
8.5/10
EDIT
“What could have easily been a hairball of half-digested nostalgia is transformed into a mature and cat-ivating story that positively purrs.” –
Paste Magazine
Dec 20, 2022
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Falling for Christmas (2022)
62%
7.0/10
EDIT
“After taking a tumble down a jumbled script of conflict and motivations, the holiday spirit restores our financial and mental health.” –
Paste Magazine
Nov 10, 2022
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