Craig Schroeder
Craig Schroeder's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
Willow Creek (2013)
81%
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“Bobcat Goldthwait's Willow Creek is the first film in quite some time to give me those foundation shaking, temperature-changing scares.” –
Battleship Pretension
Mar 4, 2021
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Breastmilk (2014)
80%
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“Breastmilk will make you raise a fist in feminist solidarity, despite its rigidity and general confusion.” –
Battleship Pretension
Mar 4, 2021
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The Trials of Muhammad Ali (2013)
88%
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“Muhammad Ali was and still is charismatic. The Trials of Muhammad Ali is not.” –
Battleship Pretension
Feb 25, 2021
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Low & Clear (2012)
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“Filmmakers Khalil Hudson and Tyler Hughen are humanists; J.T. and Xenie are fisherman. Low & Clear is a concise, emotive study on each.” –
Battleship Pretension
Feb 25, 2021
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Captain Phillips (2013)
93%
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“The film is a technical chef-d'oeuvre. It's a study on the misanthropy of international piracy. It's a film that's far more evocative and thought-provoking than its name suggests.” –
Battleship Pretension
Feb 16, 2021
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Do I Sound Gay? (2014)
82%
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“Do I Sound Gay? is a film that asks universal questions as a means to explore Thorpe's very personal struggle.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 14, 2021
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Haywire (2011)
80%
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“Haywire is one of the best action films of the decade.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
76%
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“Eyes Wide Shut feels like the culmination of a career spent telling stories of every stripe; it's at once horrifying, sexy and thrilling and it explores a world that is unlike anything that could exist outside the mind of Stanley Kubrick.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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Jack's Back (1988)
71%
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“Despite all of its shortcomings, James Spader makes Jack's Back watchable. He's got a charm and dedication that elevates the film's shortcomings.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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Kill Your Friends (2015)
24%
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“Kill Your Friends has its moments, but in the end what's the point? It's all Blur and Oasis signifying nothing.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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Car Wash (1976)
86%
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“Car Wash is an unconventional comedy that stumbles upon relevancy more often than not.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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Patterns (1956)
89%
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“Patterns succeeds most as a showcase for its actors.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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No Retreat No Surrender (1986)
80%
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“No Retreat, No Surrender is an argument for JCVD as a hard-to-define, compelling action commodity.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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Tales from the Crypt (1972)
90%
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“It's easily forgotten, but just as easily recalled for being a lot of fun. Which seems to fall perfectly in line with Tales From the Crypt's pop-culture legacy.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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Little Annie Rooney (1925)
60%
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“Uneven second half notwithstanding, Little Annie Rooney is an exciting comedy, thankfully saved from the carnage of time.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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San Andreas (2015)
48%
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“There's not a lot to hold onto in San Andreas. It ticks the boxes of a disaster film, but rarely, if ever, asks the audience to do anything other than ooh and ahh at its effects.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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Love Hunter (2013)
86%
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“Even at only 73 minutes, Love Hunter is indulgent. But, then, if a movie like this weren't, you'd probably ask for your money back.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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Peter and the Farm (2016)
100%
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“Peter and the Farm is immensely rewarding as a fascinating personification of all of the emotions that mental illness renders you incapable of personifying.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
Full Review
Slumber (2017)
0%
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“For horror hounds, Slumber may scratch a familiar itch but it ultimately fails to distinguish itself and, like most dreams, quickly fades from memory.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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The Dawn Wall (2017)
100%
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“The Dawn Wall moves with incredible fluidity. Framing the film around Caldwell and Jorgensen's ascent, the film floats effortlessly between past and present...” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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The Magic Flute (1975)
92%
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“The Magic Flute is a fascinating look into Bergman's thoughts on the pretense of theater and film and the shared DNA between the two.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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Scars of Dracula (1970)
67%
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“A messy delight...” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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Warning Sign (1985)
20%
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“In the war against the capitalist curation of streaming services, Scream Factory continues to be a noble soldier, offering horror fans the opportunity to see forgotten oddities and small pictures that would otherwise go unnoticed.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
Full Review
Ramen Shop (2018)
86%
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“Endearingly, the film shows food can unite two strangers from across the planet but can also transcend anger and resentment and make room for love and forgiveness.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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For the Birds (2018)
93%
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“For the Birds often has trouble finding the balance between human interest and exploitation.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2021
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