Problemista (2023)
85%
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“Julio Torres' wonderfully surreal new comedy, Problemista, nails the nauseous tension of being a vulnerable, lowly employee and mines serious laughs from it.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 21, 2026
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Misery (1990)
87%
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“Misery is light on bumps and jolts (though not completely without them). Instead, Reiner relies on a sense of dread, which he introduces early on and then proceeds to crank up almost imperceptibly throughout.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 20, 2026
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About Dry Grasses (2023)
92%
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“This is a movie about a pathetic man who is nonetheless relatable to those of us who are watching him.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 16, 2026
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Here (2023)
95%
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“With its naturalistic performances and its tale of a friendship that burns all the brighter for having a fast-approaching expiration date, Here has a lot in common with Sofia Coppola‘s Lost in Translation.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 9, 2026
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Good One (2024)
98%
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“An early clue that Good One is more than a light, humanistic dramedy comes in the form of Celia Hollander’s sad, harp-driven score.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2026
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Realm of Satan (2024)
56%
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“Realm of Satan, in truth, might indulge its subjects a bit too much, adding special effects to make their imagined mysticism come to life.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 7, 2026
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Drift (2023)
72%
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“Drift is a premise in search of a movie.” –
Battleship Pretension
Jan 6, 2026
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Presence (2024)
88%
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“It calls to mind David Lowery‘s A Ghost Story, another film that turns the haunted house genre into a meditative–and similarly gorgeous–project.” –
Battleship Pretension
Dec 26, 2025
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Winner (2024)
54%
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“This is a cutesy, quippy portrait of a complex American activist reduced to a yassified girlboss (and other such things I have no business trying to work into a review).” –
Battleship Pretension
Dec 19, 2025
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Hit Man (2023)
95%
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“At its core, Hit Man is a movie about pretending.” –
Battleship Pretension
Dec 18, 2025
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Handling the Undead (2024)
75%
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“Maybe it’s in keeping with the Norwegian personality to have such muted reactions to such drastic events; would your response to the return of a dead loved one be to silently light up a cigarette?” –
Battleship Pretension
Dec 13, 2025
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Sasquatch Sunset (2024)
71%
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“Despite the seemingly outlandish hook, David and Nathan Zellner‘s Sasquatch Sunset, which follows what appear to be a father, mother and child of the species, is, above all, just very boring.” –
Battleship Pretension
Dec 11, 2025
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Bushman (1971)
100%
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“May it outlast the popular counterculture it critiques.” –
Battleship Pretension
Dec 10, 2025
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Dìdi (2024)
96%
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“There’s a refreshing honesty and, possibly, a particular boyishness, to a story of an artist discovering his medium not due to the purity of his innermost compulsions but just because he’s trying to be seen as cool.” –
Battleship Pretension
Oct 21, 2025
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Disco Boy (2023)
88%
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“Alex and Jomo’s stories eventually becoming intertwined is not just a clever narrative trick, though it does provide emotionally powerful results.” –
Battleship Pretension
Oct 17, 2025
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Love Me (2024)
46%
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“Love Me is the movie equivalent of people who type “smol.”” –
Battleship Pretension
Sep 12, 2025
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The Promised Land (2023)
97%
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“This is clearly a high budget, professional production, the kind of thing Hollywood used to more regularly churn out for grown mainstream audiences who liked a little bit of class with their popcorn.” –
Battleship Pretension
Sep 10, 2025
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I Saw the TV Glow (2024)
85%
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“Like World’s Fair, the film would have to be categorized as horror, assuming it would have to be categorized at all.” –
Battleship Pretension
Sep 7, 2025
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Freaky Tales (2024)
75%
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“The screenplay here is so self-evidently engineered that it ultimately comes across as more of an exercise than a work of artistic passion.” –
Battleship Pretension
Sep 6, 2025
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Stress Positions (2024)
73%
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“All I know is I want more from Hammel as soon as possible.” –
Battleship Pretension
Sep 2, 2025
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Veni Vidi Vici (2024)
52%
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“To call this film a comedy is more of description of its intent than of its content.” –
Battleship Pretension
Aug 27, 2025
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The Remarkable Life of Ibelin (2024)
97%
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“It’s an argument that, as one person states in the film, “There are solutions to most things.”” –
Battleship Pretension
Aug 26, 2025
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Darkman (1990)
80%
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“Sam Raimi’s Darkman may actually be the closest cinema has ever come to actually feeling like a comic book. ” –
Battleship Pretension
Aug 23, 2025
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In a Violent Nature (2024)
79%
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“Each shot feels as if it were painstakingly storyboarded and each cut judiciously predetermined.” –
Battleship Pretension
Aug 23, 2025
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Night Swim (2024)
19%
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“Ultimately, Night Swim boils down to this: What if, instead of an entire snowbound hotel, Jack Torrance had a pool?” –
Battleship Pretension
Aug 20, 2025
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