Johnny Donaldson
Johnny Donaldson's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
The Mortuary Collection (2019)
97%
EDIT
“Cements Spindell's promise as a new voice in horror, and gives us a new slice of midnight movie comfort food to savor.” –
Daily Grindhouse
Oct 21, 2020
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Jojo Rabbit (2019)
81%
EDIT
“With the world being what it is, maybe we need an act of radically cutesy sweetness such as this, and maybe JOJO RABBIT is a needed film. But there's also no denying this is more sugar than it is nourishment.” –
Daily Grindhouse
Oct 4, 2019
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Saw (2004)
50%
C
EDIT
“Saw manipualtes you in clever and morbid ways, but that still doesn't make it a very good movie.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Nov 10, 2004
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I Heart Huckabees (2004)
63%
A
EDIT
“I Heart Huckabees may be the most looniest, most alienating, most what-were-they-thinking mainstream movie ever made. And I wouldn't have it any other way.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Nov 10, 2004
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Woman Thou Art Loosed (2004)
52%
B
EDIT
“What makes the film effective is its acting...” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Nov 10, 2004
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The Grudge (2004)
41%
C+
EDIT
“The Grudge may have an air of chilly dread, but it's often just a neutered and repetitive slice of tony exploitation horror.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Nov 10, 2004
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Team America: World Police (2004)
77%
B-
EDIT
“It's a puerile, gross, and immature comedy that has moments of genuinely abrasive, subversive and much needed humor in it.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Nov 10, 2004
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The Forgotten (2004)
31%
C+
EDIT
“The Forgotten is competently made but ultimately lifeless.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Nov 10, 2004
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Shaun of the Dead (2004)
92%
A
EDIT
“Weird, silly, smart, moving, funny and scary, Shaun of the Dead is potentially a cult classic that's in a field of its own.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Nov 10, 2004
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Paparazzi (2004)
17%
C-
EDIT
“The time is about right to make a drama about the tawdry ghost of celebrity mania. Paparazzi is not that movie.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Nov 10, 2004
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Cellular (2004)
56%
B-
EDIT
“Cellular never actually comes together as a movie, but it does have enough clever parts to keep you entertained.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Nov 10, 2004
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Hero (2002)
94%
B+
EDIT
“Hero for all its sword-swinging action is not a fight film exactly; it is a work of visual poetry.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Nov 10, 2004
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Vanity Fair (2004)
50%
D
EDIT
“Vanity Fair is wan and colorless - a romantic painting that has come haltingly to life.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Nov 10, 2004
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Van Helsing (2004)
24%
D
EDIT
“...you get the sense that you're seeing the first movie to be made from nothing but climax.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
May 13, 2004
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Laws of Attraction (2004)
18%
C
EDIT
“It's wan and pallid, with little of the lightness of touch that a movie of this sort requires.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
May 13, 2004
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Godsend (2004)
3%
D
EDIT
“A mediocre bit of bad seed hokum...” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
May 13, 2004
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The Punisher (2004)
30%
C+
EDIT
“...a thuggish and junky vigilante cartoon...” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Apr 29, 2004
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
84%
A-
EDIT
“Kill Bill Vol. 2 has the centered emotional grounding and heartfelt maturity lacking in the first installment” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Apr 29, 2004
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Hellboy (2004)
81%
B
EDIT
“Hellboy is a big-budget special FX spectacle, but it's one made with the artful, polished beauty of real moviemaking.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Apr 29, 2004
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Walking Tall (2004)
27%
C
EDIT
“Walking Tall clocks in at a lean 82 minutes, which means that [director Kevin] Bray has carved off most of the fat. The problem is, most of the meat is gone too.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Apr 29, 2004
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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
22%
D+
EDIT
“The movie is a gaudy, hyperventilating eyesore with flashing colors and frenetic action that may keep little ones diverted for an hour and a half.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Mar 31, 2004
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Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)
13%
D
EDIT
“It's an amazing feat, but Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London is an even thinner bit of plastic than the first one was.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Mar 31, 2004
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
93%
A
EDIT
“Quietly beautiful, it's the first genuinely moving film of the year.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Mar 31, 2004
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Dawn of the Dead (2004)
77%
A
EDIT
“...a genuinely jaw-dropping, nerve-frying mercenary thriller.” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Mar 24, 2004
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Secret Window (2004)
46%
B
EDIT
“...a consistently watchable lightweight horror yarn..."” –
The Massachusetts Daily Collegian
Mar 24, 2004
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