Jon Popick
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
Disgracing film critics everywhere since 1998.
Official Website:
http://www.sick-boy.com
Very Annie Mary (2001)
32%
7/10
EDIT
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rec.arts.movies.reviews
Jan 22, 2013
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Godzilla (1998)
20%
EDIT
“It's a horrendously long, poorly acted, unoriginal piece of crap that made me sad to be a Japanese-American.” –
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Jan 7, 2009
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Can't Hardly Wait (1998)
42%
EDIT
“Can't Hardly Wait offers nothing that its predecessors hasn't, but has possibly broken new ground in terms of underage drinking and teen sex.” –
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Jan 7, 2009
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Lost in Space (1998)
27%
EDIT
“Big kudos to production designer Norman Garwood for making one of the coolest spaceships ever.” –
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Jan 7, 2009
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He Got Game (1998)
82%
EDIT
“A long, boring, meandering, dog of a movie.” –
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Jan 7, 2009
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The World Is Not Enough (1999)
51%
EDIT
“The latest James Bond flick falls as flat as Tomorrow Never Dies, with decent action sequences and bad soap opera acting.” –
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Jan 7, 2009
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Hush (1998)
12%
EDIT
“The only way that a story this insipid could be any good would be if it was a very campy black comedy.” –
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Jan 7, 2009
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Hard Rain (1998)
34%
EDIT
“You know you're in trouble when Betty White (denture wearer...Rogaine needer) is the big scene-stealer.” –
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Jan 7, 2009
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Dr. Dolittle (1998)
44%
EDIT
“It's quite funny for the first thirty minutes, but after that it's kind of like beating a dead horse. A dead talking horse.” –
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Jan 7, 2009
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Primary Colors (1998)
80%
EDIT
“Travolta is amazingly Clintonesque as Stanton, a role that I never believed he could pull off.” –
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Jan 7, 2009
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Spice World (1997)
35%
EDIT
“I actually prayed for the songs. The singing scenes were far less vapid than the ones where the acting was trying to happen.” –
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Jan 7, 2009
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Dark City (1998)
78%
EDIT
“Writer/Director Alex Proyas needs to stop it with the writing and concentrate on making the pretty. He needs to find a good script and just direct it.” –
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Jan 7, 2009
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Armageddon (1998)
43%
EDIT
“That said, Armageddon is still good. Well, maybe good isn't the right word. It is very entertaining and even features (gulp) a female in a sort of important role.” –
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Jan 7, 2009
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
84%
7/10
EDIT
“This comedy thing isn't supposed to be as easy as these guys make it seem.” –
Planet S Magazine
Apr 18, 2008
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Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden? (2008)
38%
6/10
EDIT
“You're being short-changed.” –
Planet S Magazine
Apr 18, 2008
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88 Minutes (2007)
5%
2/10
EDIT
“Even a viewer with incredibly low expectations will be staggered by its badness.” –
Planet S Magazine
Apr 18, 2008
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Fool's Gold (2008)
11%
2/10
EDIT
“It's like Raiders of the Lost Ark, only for retards.” –
Planet S Magazine
Feb 7, 2008
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There Will Be Blood (2007)
91%
9/10
EDIT
“Simultaneously exhilarating and disturbing while leading me to a place I wasn't sure I wanted to go.” –
Planet S Magazine
Dec 20, 2007
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The Bucket List (2007)
40%
3/10
EDIT
“It's like a cross between My Name Is Earl and The Amazing Race, only with two guys dying from cancer. And without the soul, heart, or brains.” –
Planet S Magazine
Dec 20, 2007
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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
75%
7/10
EDIT
“John C. Reilly is not anyone's idea of a leading man (which is part of the spoof, people).” –
Planet S Magazine
Dec 20, 2007
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
86%
6/10
EDIT
“Two hours of singing is going to bore the pants off of gore-starved viewers, and the last-reel gore is going to scare the pants of the foofy Broadway types. And that means a theatre full of people without pants.” –
Planet S Magazine
Dec 20, 2007
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Charlie Wilson's War (2007)
82%
7/10
EDIT
“A scene-stealing performance from Philip Seymour Hoffman.” –
Planet S Magazine
Dec 20, 2007
Full Review
Youth Without Youth (2007)
33%
3/10
EDIT
“This is the work of a man who has truly lost his marbles.” –
Planet S Magazine
Dec 18, 2007
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Grace Is Gone (2007)
63%
5/10
EDIT
“The perfect maudlin holiday entertainment.” –
Planet S Magazine
Dec 18, 2007
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Atonement (2007)
83%
7/10
EDIT
“Sightly better than average, unless you count Keira Knightley's lack of screen time as a positive (note: it is).” –
Planet S Magazine
Dec 18, 2007
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