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Jon Popick

Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:

Disgracing film critics everywhere since 1998.

Location:

Rochester, NY

Official Website:

http://www.sick-boy.com

Reviews

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Very Annie Mary (2001) 32% 7/10 EDIT “” – rec.arts.movies.reviews Jan 22, 2013 Full Review Godzilla (1998) 20% EDIT “It's a horrendously long, poorly acted, unoriginal piece of crap that made me sad to be a Japanese-American.” – rec.arts.movies.reviews Jan 7, 2009 Full Review Can't Hardly Wait (1998) 42% EDIT “Can't Hardly Wait offers nothing that its predecessors hasn't, but has possibly broken new ground in terms of underage drinking and teen sex.” – rec.arts.movies.reviews Jan 7, 2009 Full Review Lost in Space (1998) 27% EDIT “Big kudos to production designer Norman Garwood for making one of the coolest spaceships ever.” – rec.arts.movies.reviews Jan 7, 2009 Full Review He Got Game (1998) 82% EDIT “A long, boring, meandering, dog of a movie.” – rec.arts.movies.reviews Jan 7, 2009 Full Review The World Is Not Enough (1999) 51% EDIT “The latest James Bond flick falls as flat as Tomorrow Never Dies, with decent action sequences and bad soap opera acting.” – rec.arts.movies.reviews Jan 7, 2009 Full Review Hush (1998) 12% EDIT “The only way that a story this insipid could be any good would be if it was a very campy black comedy.” – rec.arts.movies.reviews Jan 7, 2009 Full Review Hard Rain (1998) 34% EDIT “You know you're in trouble when Betty White (denture wearer...Rogaine needer) is the big scene-stealer.” – rec.arts.movies.reviews Jan 7, 2009 Full Review Dr. Dolittle (1998) 44% EDIT “It's quite funny for the first thirty minutes, but after that it's kind of like beating a dead horse. A dead talking horse.” – rec.arts.movies.reviews Jan 7, 2009 Full Review Primary Colors (1998) 80% EDIT “Travolta is amazingly Clintonesque as Stanton, a role that I never believed he could pull off.” – rec.arts.movies.reviews Jan 7, 2009 Full Review Spice World (1997) 35% EDIT “I actually prayed for the songs. The singing scenes were far less vapid than the ones where the acting was trying to happen.” – rec.arts.movies.reviews Jan 7, 2009 Full Review Dark City (1998) 78% EDIT “Writer/Director Alex Proyas needs to stop it with the writing and concentrate on making the pretty. He needs to find a good script and just direct it.” – rec.arts.movies.reviews Jan 7, 2009 Full Review Armageddon (1998) 43% EDIT “That said, Armageddon is still good. Well, maybe good isn't the right word. It is very entertaining and even features (gulp) a female in a sort of important role.” – rec.arts.movies.reviews Jan 7, 2009 Full Review Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) 84% 7/10 EDIT “This comedy thing isn't supposed to be as easy as these guys make it seem.” – Planet S Magazine Apr 18, 2008 Full Review Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden? (2008) 38% 6/10 EDIT “You're being short-changed.” – Planet S Magazine Apr 18, 2008 Full Review 88 Minutes (2007) 5% 2/10 EDIT “Even a viewer with incredibly low expectations will be staggered by its badness.” – Planet S Magazine Apr 18, 2008 Full Review Fool's Gold (2008) 11% 2/10 EDIT “It's like Raiders of the Lost Ark, only for retards.” – Planet S Magazine Feb 7, 2008 Full Review There Will Be Blood (2007) 91% 9/10 EDIT “Simultaneously exhilarating and disturbing while leading me to a place I wasn't sure I wanted to go.” – Planet S Magazine Dec 20, 2007 Full Review The Bucket List (2007) 40% 3/10 EDIT “It's like a cross between My Name Is Earl and The Amazing Race, only with two guys dying from cancer. And without the soul, heart, or brains.” – Planet S Magazine Dec 20, 2007 Full Review Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) 75% 7/10 EDIT “John C. Reilly is not anyone's idea of a leading man (which is part of the spoof, people).” – Planet S Magazine Dec 20, 2007 Full Review Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) 86% 6/10 EDIT “Two hours of singing is going to bore the pants off of gore-starved viewers, and the last-reel gore is going to scare the pants of the foofy Broadway types. And that means a theatre full of people without pants.” – Planet S Magazine Dec 20, 2007 Full Review Charlie Wilson's War (2007) 82% 7/10 EDIT “A scene-stealing performance from Philip Seymour Hoffman.” – Planet S Magazine Dec 20, 2007 Full Review Youth Without Youth (2007) 33% 3/10 EDIT “This is the work of a man who has truly lost his marbles.” – Planet S Magazine Dec 18, 2007 Full Review Grace Is Gone (2007) 63% 5/10 EDIT “The perfect maudlin holiday entertainment.” – Planet S Magazine Dec 18, 2007 Full Review Atonement (2007) 83% 7/10 EDIT “Sightly better than average, unless you count Keira Knightley's lack of screen time as a positive (note: it is).” – Planet S Magazine Dec 18, 2007 Full Review
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