Primate (2025)
79%
D
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“...best described as a hard-R splatter movie, with Ben drooling and screeching as he rips faces and jaws off or beats people to death. People have been testifying to how 'fun' it all is, but I found it repulsive and unpleasant...” –
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Jan 14, 2026
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Marty Supreme (2025)
93%
C-
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“I felt as hustled as Marty’s various marks must feel; Safdie never stops agitating on behalf of Marty, pleading his case that he’s a worthy subject of a film. He didn’t convince me.” –
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Jan 8, 2026
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Anaconda (2025)
48%
F
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“It seems to want to be a cross between 'Tropic Thunder' and 'Be Kind Rewind,' both of which, like this film, starred Jack Black, and both of which were far funnier. For that matter, so was the original 'Anaconda'...” –
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Jan 3, 2026
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Die My Love (2025)
74%
A-
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“The movie is valuable to me, but if it doesn’t sound worthwhile to you, I’m not about to try convincing you otherwise. You know whether you’re up for this.” –
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Dec 16, 2025
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Hamnet (2025)
86%
C
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“The movie would be nowhere without Jessie Buckley, to whom they may as well hand the Oscar now and save the fuss. ” –
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Dec 8, 2025
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Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
92%
A-
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“At this point, Craig’s legacy deserves to rest at least as much on Benoit as on James Bond, possibly more so. Certainly he was never this much fun to watch as Bond...” –
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Dec 3, 2025
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Train Dreams (2025)
95%
A
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“The film may sound like a high-toned bummer, but there’s a surplus of pleasure in its visual beauty, in its underplaying, in the hushed but firm way it takes the measure of the intractable facts of the world. ” –
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Nov 25, 2025
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The Running Man (2025)
62%
B+
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“Some dialogue in 'The Running Man' is a little obvious, but in general Wright uses the plot to illustrate the peril of prizes awarded for winning the corporate/government game.” –
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Nov 18, 2025
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Good Fortune (2025)
78%
B
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“Ansari, as a filmmaker, is as good-hearted as Gabriel; he makes pretty much everyone onscreen likable.” –
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Nov 12, 2025
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A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE (2025)
75%
B-
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“At best it’s a new ensemble of good to great actors asked to convey how they might react to an impending existential lights-out. If you approach it without looking for more than that, it might offer more satisfaction.” –
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Nov 5, 2025
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Frankenstein (2025)
85%
C-
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“The gothically inclined who love doomed dark romance may appreciate this 'Frankenstein,' and I wish I could join them. I wish it worked for me.” –
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Nov 5, 2025
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Queens of the Dead (2025)
83%
B+
EDIT
“Tina Romero has made a fun, flashy tribute to her father’s work, and it packs the usual scares and flesh-eating while incorporating a bit of autobiography. ” –
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Oct 22, 2025
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Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
98%
A+
EDIT
“Whale wanted to deliver a 'hoot,' something heavily gay-coded and lightly disdainful of hetero normies. The result is a proto-goth, proto-punk slice of dark chocolate cake with purple and green icing. ” –
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Oct 15, 2025
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Good Boy (2025)
90%
B
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“Feels like a project that warrants applause for having been accomplished at all, and expecting some of the more challenging technical spots to be more clearly rendered, or expecting Indy to have the range of a trained dog actor, sounds a little churlish.” –
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Oct 8, 2025
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One Battle After Another (2025)
94%
A
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“The compositions and lighting always enthrall; the editing takes us forward sometimes faster than we want to go, yet never confusingly. The action set pieces always seem to pop out of nowhere...” –
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Sep 29, 2025
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Megadoc (2025)
98%
B-
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“Actors, and especially actors who dream of working with Coppola, may get more out of 'Megadoc' than the rest of us could.” –
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Sep 24, 2025
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The Long Walk (2025)
88%
B+
EDIT
“It’s probably as sharp and alert a movie as could be made from this legendarily “unfilmable” King book. But films about endurance tests like the Walk have one big problem: we’re not at all sorry to see them end and to escape into the fresh air. ” –
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Sep 15, 2025
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Highest 2 Lowest (2025)
83%
A
EDIT
“The director and star bring the confidence and relaxation of maturity to their work here; they keep things perking along while not denying the pull of the story’s gravitas.” –
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Sep 9, 2025
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Caught Stealing (2025)
85%
B+
EDIT
“What’s weird about this latest film from a director known for weirdness is that word I’ve used twice now and will again: fun.” –
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Sep 2, 2025
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Honey Don't! (2025)
45%
B-
EDIT
“The tone and the themes are, and end up, at odds, and we’re not sure what our ultimate feelings should be. Maybe Coen and Cooke intended that. If so, hats off. ” –
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Sep 2, 2025
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Weapons (2025)
93%
B
EDIT
“It’s possible to want to see the movie again just to enjoy the subtle actors’ moments. It’s possible to want to do that while not quite being sold on 'Weapons' as the genre’s new silverback gorilla.” –
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Sep 2, 2025
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Nobody 2 (2025)
76%
B+
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“It doesn’t hurt that Odenkirk has the mighty Connie Nielsen to play off of.” –
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Sep 2, 2025
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The Naked Gun (2025)
87%
C
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“Something of a Gen-X nostalgia trip; I have no idea what it’ll have to say to zoomers, many of whom were in grade school when Leslie Nielsen died in 2010. ” –
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Aug 5, 2025
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
86%
C
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“Even by Marvel Cinematic Universe standards this thing is fairly thin and forgettable. ” –
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Aug 5, 2025
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Sovereign (2025)
95%
A
EDIT
“Nick Offerman’s work as this broken man, who is also capable of gentleness and humor and only becomes truly dangerous when pushed to the wall by the desperation and horror he has made for himself, is unforgettable. ” –
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Jul 21, 2025
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