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Stephen O'Nion

Stephen O'Nion's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
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The Legend of Hercules (2014) 5% 2/5 EDIT “Less 300, more 2.99: cheap in every sense of the word but the cost - and all the more glorious because of it.” – One Room With A View Jun 17, 2019 Full Review Afternoon Delight (2013) 66% 3/5 EDIT “A little film with little to say - but what it does, it does with a refreshing conviction and winning performances.” – One Room With A View Jun 17, 2019 Full Review Last Love (2013) 33% 2/5 EDIT “A near-glacial two hours that somehow forgets to explore two of its more interesting characters - an impressive feat considering it only really has three to begin with.” – One Room With A View Jun 15, 2019 Full Review 3 Days to Kill (2014) 27% 2/5 EDIT “A McG film... based on a story by Luc Besson. So why isn't it more enjoyable?” – One Room With A View Jun 14, 2019 Full Review The Canyons (2013) 21% 1/5 EDIT “A movie decrying movies, funded and released online, shot and acted like reality TV - maybe its existence says more than its dialogue, but that doesn't make it any more engaging.” – One Room With A View Jun 11, 2019 Full Review Therese (2013) 41% 2/5 EDIT “All filler no thriller; a film which uses its fine cast to meander around tame scenes of lust before pulling back from either sustained darkness or levity...” – One Room With A View Jun 11, 2019 Full Review The Last Days on Mars (2013) 18% 2/5 EDIT “That it never feels like we're actually on the red planet shouldn't matter, but when everything else is so familiar, it's a little disappointing.” – One Room With A View Jun 8, 2019 Full Review Frozen (2013) 89% 4/5 EDIT “There are laughs aplenty, memorable tunes galore, and enough subversions of old tropes to make Frozen fresh.” – One Room With A View Jun 8, 2019 Full Review Getaway (2013) 4% 2/5 EDIT “Like a shark, the film struggles to stay alive when motionless” – One Room With A View Jun 8, 2019 Full Review The Class of '92 (2013) 100% 3/5 EDIT “An easy, enjoyable ninety minutes that features Eric Cantona taking time out from Kronenbourg adverts to unbutton his shirt halfway and muse on Becks et al., providing the "perfect script".” – One Room With A View Jun 8, 2019 Full Review Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013) 74% 4/5 EDIT “More of the same but LOUDER AND BAGGIER.” – One Room With A View Jun 8, 2019 Full Review Grudge Match (2013) 31% 3/5 EDIT “Equivalent to finding an old Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots in the attic, gripping the dust-covered handles and rockin' 'n' sockin' for a whole two hours before re-boxing it up for good.” – One Room With A View Jun 8, 2019 Full Review Lone Survivor (2013) 75% 2/5 EDIT “Lone Survivor resembles an extended recruitment advert for the first half and a snoozily detached war movie for the second - which is fitting because that's what it is.” – One Room With A View Jun 8, 2019 Full Review Ride Along (2014) 18% 2/5 EDIT “If your eardrums can take it, Ride Along is perfectly inoffensive, incredibly unrealistic, adequately paced, completely forgettable, and (somehow) a massive success Stateside.” – One Room With A View Jun 8, 2019 Full Review The Book Thief (2013) 50% 2/5 EDIT “It may span the most significant decades of last century, but The Book Thief pretty much boils down to girl-lives-with-family, girl-learns-to-read - for two hours.” – One Room With A View Jun 8, 2019 Full Review Ender's Game (2013) 63% 3/5 EDIT “A little long, a little questionable, a little baffling, a lot of fun.” – One Room With A View Jun 7, 2019 Full Review We're the Millers (2013) 48% 4/5 EDIT “Cross-country van travelling with a pseudo-family hasn't been this enjoyable since Scooby-Doo.” – One Room With A View Jun 4, 2019 Full Review Horns (2013) 41% 4/5 EDIT “Horns finds its horror in (hyper) reality, and it's all the better for it.” – One Room With A View May 31, 2019 Full Review This Is Where I Leave You (2014) 45% 3/5 EDIT “Though neither as funny nor as moving as it might hope - once you factor out the cloying guitar - This is Where I Leave You skates by on the likeability of its cast.” – One Room With A View May 31, 2019 Full Review The Homesman (2014) 81% 3/5 EDIT “When it works, beautiful and bestial.” – One Room With A View May 31, 2019 Full Review The November Man (2014) 36% 2/5 EDIT “It's rather hard to remember the Man of November: budget-Bourne action, stale plot.” – One Room With A View May 30, 2019 Full Review The Expendables 3 (2014) 32% 3/5 EDIT “Wrinkly Expendables to the wall.” – One Room With A View May 25, 2019 Full Review Sex Tape (2014) 16% 2/5 EDIT “Will they succeed? It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.” – One Room With A View May 25, 2019 Full Review Life of Crime (2013) 67% 2/5 EDIT “With a cast this good, to be this lifeless is criminal.” – One Room With A View May 25, 2019 Full Review Think Like a Man Too (2014) 23% 2/5 EDIT “Still, there exists unmistakable cast chemistry, a few laughs and a solid enough hour.” – One Room With A View May 25, 2019 Full Review
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