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4.8/10
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Argylle
(2024)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Though Bryce Dallas Howard is charming, this twist-dependent action-comedy gets tiresome
Posted Jan 31, 2024
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6.5/10
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Miller's Girl
(2024)
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Jordan Hoffman
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A brooding, bookish and bursting-with-pheromones thriller.
Posted Jan 24, 2024
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9/10
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Queen Rock Montreal
(1983)
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Jordan Hoffman
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No group blended melodic, operatic ballads with thunderous hard rock quite like they did, and, short of inventing a time machine, purchasing a ticket to Queen Rock Montreal is the closest you'll get to witness it.
Posted Jan 17, 2024
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6.4/10
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Mean Girls
(2024)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Despite ample Tina Fey-penned zings and some clever tunes, the update on this classic is surprisingly slight
Posted Jan 10, 2024
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5.9/10
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The Color Purple
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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The big screen version of the Broadway musical (based on an older film that was based on a book) feels like one iteration too far
Posted Dec 22, 2023
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6.1/10
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Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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The final chapter in the canceled Snyderverse series is brined in B-movie buoyancy
Posted Dec 21, 2023
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5.8/10
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Ferrari
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Michael Mann's new movie has a cool look and some great racing scenes, but the drama has a flat
Posted Dec 21, 2023
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6.1/10
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Anyone But You
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Less a plot-driven movie than a series of excuses to see Sweeney and Powell in as many states of undress as possible.
Posted Dec 21, 2023
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6.2/10
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The Boys in the Boat
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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This old-fashioned sports drama was designed in a lab to help your Dad take a nap
Posted Dec 19, 2023
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4/10
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Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Cool capes, shirtless hunks and a squid alien can only get you so far
Posted Dec 15, 2023
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6.6/10
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Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Don’t show this to your kids before you head to Popeyes.
Posted Dec 14, 2023
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7.7/10
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The Iron Claw
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Much like 'Raging Bull' isn’t a boxing movie, but a drama with boxing, 'The Iron Claw' is a drama with pro wrestling.
Posted Dec 12, 2023
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9/10
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Wonka
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Never did I expect to see Timothée Chalamet milking a giraffe.
Posted Dec 04, 2023
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7/10
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May December
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Todd Haynes' tweak of the Mary Kay Letourneau case is half-campy, half-serious and just strange enough to work
Posted Nov 17, 2023
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5/10
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Wish
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Ariana DeBose belts out a few good tunes, but this supposed centennial celebration falls flat.
Posted Nov 17, 2023
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6.7/10
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Saltburn
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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A lesser 'Talented Mr. Ripley,' but still a ripping yarn
Posted Nov 15, 2023
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8.8/10
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Napoleon
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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This is, truly, bravura filmmaking.
Posted Nov 15, 2023
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6.5/10
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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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The lore of the Hunger Games is so wacky you simply have to respect it.
Posted Nov 09, 2023
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9/10
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The Killer
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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There's nothing I hate more than going to a car rental dealership, and even that looks cool in this movie.
Posted Oct 27, 2023
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5.8/10
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Pain Hustlers
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Some decent performances and an interesting topic can't prevent the overdose of clichés
Posted Oct 26, 2023
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7.5/10
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Killers of the Flower Moon
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Massive in scope but simple in purpose
Posted Oct 21, 2023
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9.3/10
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Anatomy of a Fall
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Found guilty of being great.
Posted Oct 12, 2023
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6.9/10
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Priscilla
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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"Priscilla" is a good movie, but there's a distraction here.
Posted Oct 10, 2023
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8.8/10
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Maestro
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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A movie about a great artist and, considering how effectively it tells the story in an unconventional way, it is a work of art.
Posted Oct 05, 2023
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2.5/10
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The Exorcist: Believer
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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The original release date of this film was moved because of Taylor Swift’s concert documentary. It’s too bad she isn’t producing a new one every week.
Posted Oct 04, 2023
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7.8/10
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Poor Things
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Like last year's "Everything Everywhere All at Once," I feel comfortable calling this a lock for Oscar nominations across the board.
Posted Oct 03, 2023
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7.3/10
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A Haunting in Venice
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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This is a movie made for grown-ups with patience who long to be reminded that cinema is a visual art.
Posted Sep 15, 2023
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6.9/10
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Rustin
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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If this were on stage, you'd be mesmerized.
Posted Sep 14, 2023
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9.5/10
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The Holdovers
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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[O]ne of the true highlights of the year.
Posted Sep 14, 2023
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8.4/10
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Quiz Lady
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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You watch Awkwafina in these sequences and think ah, yes, this must have been what it was like to see Michelangelo approach a block of marble.
Posted Sep 14, 2023
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Hit Man
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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[A] light-and-lively comedy.
Posted Sep 13, 2023
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7.5/10
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Woman of the Hour
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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[An] effective see-saw between satire and terror.
Posted Sep 11, 2023
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5.9/10
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Close to You
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Though clearly from the heart, this improv-heavy indie project is shapeless and confusing.
Posted Sep 11, 2023
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5.2/10
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Finestkind
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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A boatload of clichés.
Posted Sep 11, 2023
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7.5/10
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Dream Scenario
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Dreams and mental hyperlinks are something we all experience, just rarely see presented so well in film.
Posted Sep 11, 2023
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9.5/10
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His Three Daughters
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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[A] humble masterpiece.
Posted Sep 09, 2023
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9.5/10
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American Fiction
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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American Fiction is a hybrid of rich family drama and sharp satire, hilarious but never silly, emotional but never manipulative.
Posted Sep 09, 2023
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8/10
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Dumb Money
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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This is a very funny movie.
Posted Sep 09, 2023
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Shoshana
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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[A] classy and somewhat old-school historical drama.
Posted Sep 09, 2023
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7.9/10
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Sleep
(2024)
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Jordan Hoffman
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One watches this film with a tightened-up stomach, balled fists and clenched teeth.
Posted Sep 08, 2023
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8.5/10
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The Royal Hotel
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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90 minutes of psychologically punishing, vise-like tension, but also a sharp and canny report on human behavior.
Posted Sep 08, 2023
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6.2/10
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Golda
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Helen Mirren’s makeup-enhanced act of mimicry as the Middle Eastern Prime Minister is remarkable.
Posted Aug 22, 2023
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7.9/10
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Bottoms
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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The most fulfilling comedy of the year.
Posted Aug 22, 2023
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3.9/10
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Strays
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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The most irritating film of 2023.
Posted Aug 17, 2023
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8.1/10
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birth/rebirth
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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No insurance premium can cover what this mad doctor is offering.
Posted Aug 17, 2023
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6.6/10
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Blue Beetle
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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A strong cast led by Xolo Maridueña pushes this unessential superhero entry into the win column
Posted Aug 16, 2023
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4.4/10
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The Last Voyage of the Demeter
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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Last Voyage, despite the presence of Dracula flapping his wings from the top sail of a boat, is caught in a miasma of gloom. It's just not fun!
Posted Aug 10, 2023
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4/10
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Gran Turismo: Based on a True Story
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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This based-on-a-true story video game ad keeps going in circles.
Posted Aug 08, 2023
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3.2/10
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Meg 2: The Trench
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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It is tempting to say that The Meg 2: The Trench "jumped the shark," but the image of jumping over a shark suggests much more effort than the creators of this inept, insipid and straight-up boring sequel actually put into it.
Posted Aug 04, 2023
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7.3/10
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Passages
(2023)
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Jordan Hoffman
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You'll squirm and grit your teeth as this egomaniac leaves a trail of emotional destruction in his wake. You may even shout "No!" at the screen as if it were a haunted house picture.
Posted Aug 02, 2023
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