Darkman (1990)
80%
4/5
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“That whole origin story is a bundle of clichĂ©s, and Raimi and Darkman know it; the whole film has a tongue-in-cheek energy to go along with its dark cinematography by Bill Bope.” –
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Aug 23, 2025
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The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
71%
4/5
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“It's obvious that a lot of care went into RotLD, which takes place in an unusually well-realised world; but the detail of the mise en scène is never stressed or insisted upon. It just is.” –
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Aug 6, 2025
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The Perfume of the Lady in Black (1974)
4/5
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“One of the most tense, and delectably unfathomable Italian horror films ever made.” –
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Jun 1, 2025
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Mickey 17 (2025)
78%
2.5/5
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“To give the film its due credit, there is a positive side to this whirlwind of half-formed notions that the film tries to maintain as a structured narrative: it is never boring.” –
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Mar 19, 2025
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Hundreds of Beavers (2022)
97%
4/5
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“A movie that just has such a good mood, enough to make it feel like one would have to be a real grouch not to laugh along with its ongoing rush of surreal gags, its flair for stagey artifice, its constant mugging.” –
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Mar 19, 2025
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Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
69%
3.5/5
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“No matter how grinding and dull the story gets, we are, genuinely, never more than about 45 seconds away from some eye-popping visual.” –
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Mar 19, 2025
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Day of the Outlaw (1959)
100%
4/5
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“An unusually demanding and complicated and unsettling film for what isn't technically a B-Western, though it has a family resemblance.” –
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Feb 27, 2025
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The Brutalist (2024)
93%
4.5/5
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“While we can argue over whether Corbet misses many of the swings he takes, it's not like anybody else right now is even taking those swings in the first place.” –
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Feb 27, 2025
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Nosferatu (2024)
85%
4.5/5
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“If we're going to have a comfortably overfamiliar tale told yet again, the least the storytellers can do is bring a great deal of quality.” –
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Feb 13, 2025
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Mufasa: The Lion King (2024)
56%
1/5
EDIT
“The prequel to one of the most aesthetically barren major films of the last ten years was always going to have a pretty hard time being anything but aesthetically barren in its own right.” –
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Feb 13, 2025
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Ticket of No Return (1979)
4/5
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“It isn't really about characterization, so much as about Berlin as an aesthetic experience and a drunken bender as a mood rather than a physical event.” –
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Feb 13, 2025
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A Tale of Two Sisters (2003)
86%
4/5
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“A great piece of alchemy, in which everything we learn makes the film much sadder than it seemed when it was a jumpy horror film, but also in a way much more horrific.” –
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Feb 13, 2025
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The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim (2024)
49%
3/5
EDIT
“It's still closer to being a real movie than the three Hobbits, I'll give it that much.” –
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Jan 13, 2025
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The Adventures of the American Rabbit (1986)
2.5/5
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“Feels both undercooked and made from the wrong ingredients in the first place. But it’s very unusual, and unusual in a memorable, intriguing way.” –
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Jan 13, 2025
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Wicked (2024)
88%
2/5
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“The editing is sloppy and the cinematography, lighting, and grading are utterly incomprehensible.” –
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Jan 13, 2025
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
90%
3.5/5
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“The film's biggest single problem is that the director learned so much from making it that he went on to keep making things that were better.” –
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Jan 13, 2025
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Bird (2024)
86%
4.5/5
EDIT
“Exceptionally deft control of mood and the erratic psychology of one of God's most unpredictable creatures, a twelve-year-old girl.” –
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Dec 29, 2024
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Odd Obsession (1959)
73%
4/5
EDIT
“It's a bit exhausting to watch, and if the point of the movie is to bring our attention to our aging bodies' inability to keep up, it succeeds.” –
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Dec 29, 2024
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Moana 2 (2024)
60%
2/5
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“There is at no point any real reason to care about what's happening or what the stakes are.” –
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Dec 29, 2024
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Barbarella (1968)
65%
3/5
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“Barbarella is a weird missive from the deep dark depths of the '60s era, with a villain that amounts to a villainous, evil-eating lava lamp, and the inside of a spaceship in which literally every single surface is covered in brown shag. ” –
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Dec 12, 2024
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C Me Dance (2009)
0%
0.5/5
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“This is <i>The Room</i> of evangelical Christian movies. This is what it would look like if legendary anti-filmmaker Neil Breen was a man of faith and not a Las Vegas real estate investor.” –
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Nov 23, 2024
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Italian Spiderman (2007)
3.5/5
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“Just as likely to be good at serving as a gateway drug to enjoying the film's it's parodying as it requires that you already enjoy them before going into it.” –
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Nov 23, 2024
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Valmont (1989)
50%
3.5/5
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“A humane movie about some of the most inhumane people in literary history; in its own way, that's a pretty remarkable achievement, though it never quite manages to argue why it's taking this approach.” –
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Nov 23, 2024
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The Substance (2024)
89%
4.5/5
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“The movie is a huge spectacle, and it keeps getting bigger as it goes along, but what's great is that it's never just indulging for the sake of it.” –
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Nov 23, 2024
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The Tree of Wooden Clogs (1978)
95%
4/5
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“[Not] as good as the sum total of its best moments, but those moments are really nothing less than sublime.” –
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Nov 23, 2024
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