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5/5
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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
(2026)
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Preston Barta
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'The Bone Temple' is the discordant, beautiful, heavy metal solo that shreds through the silence. It is a film that vibrates with a punk rock energy, chaotic and raw, yet possesses a soul so tender it aches.
Posted Jan 13, 2026
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3.5/5
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Avatar: Fire and Ash
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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'Fire and Ash' is a solid entry. It’s a dazzling spectacle that reaffirms Cameron’s status as a master of blockbuster filmmaking, but it’s also a reminder that even the most beautiful worlds can start to feel a little too familiar.
Posted Dec 20, 2025
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4/5
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Blue Moon
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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The result is a film that is less a narrative and more a lyrical poem—a dialogue-drenched, single-location symphony about friendship, art and the beautiful, heartbreaking chaos of living.
Posted Oct 10, 2025
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V/H/S Halloween
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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A testament to what happens when you let creative, passionate filmmakers run wild in the playground of horror, proving that even after all these years, there are still plenty of terrifying treats to be found on Halloween night.
Posted Oct 07, 2025
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4/5
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Sirāt
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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Oliver Laxe’s 'Sirāt' truly is a cinematic odyssey that pulses with the rhythm of life itself—raw, unpredictable and unrelenting.
Posted Oct 01, 2025
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4/5
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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A chaotic, poetic and profoundly moving portrait of a woman on the edge, the film gives Rose Byrne the role of a lifetime, resulting in a career-defining performance that is as fearless as it is unforgettable.
Posted Oct 01, 2025
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Silent Night, Deadly Night
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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Fans of the franchise will appreciate the fresh take, but purists may long for the grittier tone of the 1984 version.
Posted Sep 27, 2025
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3/5
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Sisu: Road to Revenge
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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While the film borrows liberally from its influences, it does so with a wink and a nod, embracing its over-the-top nature.
Posted Sep 27, 2025
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2/5
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The Strangers: Chapter 2
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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While marginally better than 'Chapter 1,' this sequel still feels like it’s running in place.
Posted Sep 27, 2025
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2.5/5
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Primate
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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'Primate' delivers on the carnage with some truly jaw-detaching kills. However, the tonal balance feels off, as the film struggles to reconcile its moments of heartfelt family drama with its over-the-top slasher beats.
Posted Sep 27, 2025
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3/5
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Black Phone 2
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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The film’s first half is a grand study in atmospheric horror... However, the second half veers into hokey territory, trading its initial menace for YA-friendly sentimentality.
Posted Sep 27, 2025
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The Threesome
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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A rom-com for a generation that understands life and love are rarely simple. [It] finds humor in the chaos and poignancy in the pain, offering a sophisticated, funny and ultimately moving portrait of people just trying their best to do the right thing.
Posted Sep 06, 2025
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Snoopy Presents: A Summer Musical
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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A must-watch for fans of all ages, a testament to the enduring magic of Peanuts.
Posted Aug 17, 2025
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The Naked Gun
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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An absolute joy bomb that will leave you laughing out loud and quoting its best lines all the way home from the theater.
Posted Jul 30, 2025
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Eddington
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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A wild, unguarded look at America’s divisions, obsessions and desperate longing for meaning in the age of endless feedback.
Posted Jul 18, 2025
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5/5
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Superman
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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James Gunn has not only crafted a richly thrilling and emotionally resonant film but also set the stage for an exciting new era of the DC Universe. This. Is. Superman.
Posted Jul 08, 2025
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Pretty Thing
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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'Pretty Thing' stands out as more than just another entry in the thriller genre. Driven by Kelly’s visual command, a plot that twists and unsettles, and the immersive work of its leads, [it] becomes an exploration of obsession and the masks we all wear.
Posted Jul 04, 2025
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3.5/5
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Jurassic World Rebirth
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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After spending years in the era of Chris Pratt wrangling raptors like a prehistoric dog whisperer, it’s refreshing to see 'Jurassic World Rebirth' get back to that sense of awe and wonder.
Posted Jul 02, 2025
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3.5/5
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Elio
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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'Elio' might not ascend to the stars of Pixar’s elite, but it still glows brightly in its orbit. For families, for dreamers and for anyone who’s ever felt “a little too different,” it remains an endearing trip worth taking.
Posted Jun 20, 2025
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4.5/5
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Materialists
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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A sharp, soulful deconstruction of modern love, 'Materialists' beautifully blends biting humor and tender humanity to expose the messy, transactional heart of dating in the digital age.
Posted Jun 20, 2025
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4/5
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28 Years Later
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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Danny Boyle’s '28 Years Later' isn’t merely an extension of a franchise but a meditation on love, survival and the fragility of humanity. By fusing visceral horror with profound emotional resonance, it escalates the zombie apocalypse into art.
Posted Jun 18, 2025
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4.5/5
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The Life of Chuck
(2024)
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Preston Barta
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To 'Chuck', and for all of us, I say simply and sincerely, thank you.
Posted Jun 12, 2025
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3.5/5
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How to Train Your Dragon
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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The live-action reimagining of ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ breathes new life into Berk’s beloved saga, balancing emotional depth, breathtaking visuals and its animated heart, though not without a few growing pains in its leap to reality.
Posted Jun 09, 2025
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Ocean with David Attenborough
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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The film’s power lies in its refusal to avert its gaze from [harsh] realities, presenting them with unflinching honesty. It does not aim to shield you from the damage; it demands that you feel it.
Posted Jun 07, 2025
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3/5
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Dangerous Animals
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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A horror-thriller that, like the ocean itself, is both shallow at times and unfathomably deep at others. While some narrative missteps keep it from cinematic greatness, 'Dangerous Animals' remains a gripping exploration of humanity’s toothiest truths.
Posted Jun 06, 2025
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2.5/5
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Lilo & Stitch
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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A charming but uneven remake, Disney’s live-action 'Lilo & Stitch' struggles to bridge the gap between animated magic and real-world believability.
Posted May 20, 2025
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3/5
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Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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Tom Cruise rockets to new heights in 'The Final Reckoning’s dazzling action scenes, though a sluggish pace and convoluted storytelling dampen its farewell ambitions.
Posted May 14, 2025
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3.5/5
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Thunderbolts*
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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'Thunderbolts*' feels like a cautious but meaningful step toward restoring its former luster. It’s not a perfect entry, but much like its titular antiheroes, it thrives in its imperfection.
Posted Apr 29, 2025
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4/5
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Sea Lions of the Galapagos
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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A heartwarming dive into the life of a sea lion pup, 'Sea Lions of the Galapagos' blends breathtaking visuals, Brendan Fraser’s charming narration and ecological wonder into an unforgettable Earth Day adventure.
Posted Apr 23, 2025
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4.5/5
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Warfare
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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'Warfare' is a visceral plunge into the chaos and camaraderie of combat, stripping away Hollywood gloss to reveal the raw human cost and unvarnished truths of war.
Posted Apr 17, 2025
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2.5/5
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A Minecraft Movie
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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'A Minecraft Movie' is a messy build. It lacks the sharp wit and self-awareness of 'The LEGO Movie,' and its story often feels like players endlessly digging but never striking diamond. But, as far as kid-centric entertainment goes, it’s serviceable.
Posted Apr 04, 2025
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4/5
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Clown in a Cornfield
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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'Clown in a Cornfield' doesn’t just pay homage; it brings its own flavor to this blood-soaked buffet, proving that the slasher genre still has plenty of fresh rows to harvest.
Posted Mar 20, 2025
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3.5/5
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Drop
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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Christopher Landon’s 'Drop' turns a disastrous first date into a thrilling, laugh-filled game of survival, blending sharp tension, cheeky humor, and a sly commentary on modern power dynamics.
Posted Mar 20, 2025
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4/5
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Friendship
(2024)
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Preston Barta
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'Friendship' hilariously navigates the cringeworthy depths of male bonding, blending absurd humor with heartfelt moments as it follows a socially awkward man's chaotic quest for connection amidst the trials of mid-life fatigue.
Posted Mar 18, 2025
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2.5/5
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Holland
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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Mimi Cave delivers a visually striking yet ultimately frustrating mystery that tantalizes with its beautiful surface but leaves audiences yearning for deeper revelations and a satisfying payoff.
Posted Mar 17, 2025
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3/5
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The Accountant 2
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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'The Accountant 2' blends dark humor and heartfelt sibling dynamics in a messy yet entertaining pursuit of justice, proving that even a calculated misfire can deliver charm and thrills.
Posted Mar 17, 2025
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2.5/5
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Death of a Unicorn
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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'Death of a Unicorn' attempts to blend whimsy and horror in a chaotic tale of revenge-seeking unicorns and capitalist greed, but ultimately leaves viewers craving a more original fantasy instead of a nostalgic patchwork.
Posted Mar 16, 2025
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4/5
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The Rivals of Amziah King
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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For those seeking a taste of the extraordinary within the ordinary, this film is a melodic reminder of life’s simplest joys, leaving a sweet echo in both heart and mind.
Posted Mar 15, 2025
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Deeper
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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While 'Deeper' certainly encapsulates the essence of an adventure film, it is also something far richer — a riveting and textured portrait of one’s quest to dive into uncharted depths in search of self-purpose.
Posted Mar 15, 2025
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5/5
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Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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In 'Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie,' Matt Johnson and Jay McCarrol embark on a hilarious, time-bending quest to revive their dreams of stardom, blending mockumentary antics with heartfelt nostalgia for their '80s and '90s upbringing.
Posted Mar 15, 2025
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The True Beauty of Being Bitten by a Tick
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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Through its astute observations and haunting aesthetics, 'The True Beauty of Being Bitten by a Tick' is a darkly delicious treat and thought-provoking foray into horror that manages to be both reflective and intensely gripping.
Posted Mar 13, 2025
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4.5/5
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Together
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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The horror aspects may get you in the door, but it’s the profound exploration of love, identity, and the very essence of partnership amid chaos that give the film its staying power. 'Together' is an unexpected horror gift.
Posted Mar 12, 2025
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Another Simple Favor
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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While 'Another Simple Favor' may not hold a knife as sharp as its original, its delightfully devilish attitude makes it an enjoyable continuation. Ride its wave of chic absurdity.
Posted Mar 08, 2025
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3/5
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The Monkey
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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The balance between humor and horror may occasionally wobble, and the film doesn’t always grapple with the deeper implications of its premise, but its shenanigans are undeniably fun.
Posted Feb 18, 2025
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3/5
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Captain America: Brave New World
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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Despite its uneveness, 'Captain America: Brave New World' successfully intertwines political themes with action, delivering a thought-provoking narrative that resonates with current societal concerns.
Posted Feb 12, 2025
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Paddington in Peru
(2024)
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Preston Barta
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A marmalade-filled marvel and heartwarming trilogy closer. 'Paddington in Peru' proves, once again, that a little bear with a big heart can change the world. It's truly lovely.
Posted Feb 09, 2025
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Heart Eyes
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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Blending a clever script infused with festive murder (cupid arrows meant for temple kisses and a machete that loves to kill you to pieces) and a sharp critique of romantic clichés, 'Heart Eyes' [is] a breath of fresh, albeit terrifying, air.
Posted Feb 05, 2025
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4/5
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Companion
(2025)
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Preston Barta
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'Companion' is a delightful concoction of tension and whimsy, laced with a sardonic edge. The film cleverly utilizes humor to offer commentary on contemporary dating culture and the chaotic lengths to which people go for love.
Posted Jan 31, 2025
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Silent Night, Deadly Night
(1984)
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Preston Barta
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The film is infamous for its blend of holiday cheer and brutal violence, exploring themes of trauma, abuse, and the darkness that can lie beneath festive surfaces, all while maintaining a sense of humor and not taking itself too seriously.
Posted Jan 23, 2025
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Hush
(2016)
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Preston Barta
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In the realm of suspense, 'Hush' stands out as a tightly wound thriller, driven by Kate Siegel’s performance and Mike Flanagan’s direction, which never misses a beat.
Posted Jan 23, 2025
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