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8.25/10
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Bolt
(2008)
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A welcome departure from the deluge of films wherein the characters mirror the facial characteristics of the actors voicing them. Travolta's no more a dog than a '60s housefrau. Wait. Scratch that.
Posted Nov 21, 2008
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6/10
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Quantum of Solace
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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They certainly know how to do 'Solace.' But we're talking about Bond. The-once urbane testosterone magnet for hot chicks, iced alcohol and oddly-amusing villains has just been replaced by Mr. Mopes.
Posted Nov 14, 2008
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4/10
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Synecdoche, New York
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Though the theme isn't new (Pirandello, Fellini), the fact that Kaufman forgot to give the protagonist any spark of personality whatsoever is rather cutting-edge. Yet exceedingly dull. How ironic.
Posted Nov 14, 2008
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6/10
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Role Models
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Neither fish nor fowl, in its attempt to appeal to audiences both over and under 21, Role Models finds itself betwixt and be-tween-er.
Posted Nov 07, 2008
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6/10
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Changeling
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Crooked cops cripple the City of Angels in an impeccably-fashioned 1920s--if only the script had been given the same rigorous treatment as the production design.
Posted Oct 31, 2008
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8/10
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Zack and Miri Make a Porno
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Porn and true love go 'hand-in-gland' in this latest, arguably best outing by auteur Kevin Smith--making for one DD-cupped hooter of a comedy.
Posted Oct 31, 2008
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7.5/10
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What Just Happened?
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Like a waning starlet fresh from her latest Botox treatment, Hollywood continues to gaze at itself in the mirror. Yet De Niro's producer adds a rare decency, keeping this film from being one more industry rout.
Posted Oct 31, 2008
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3.5/10
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RocknRolla
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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It seems that 'two smoking barrels' was more than enough. Three is pushing it. Or, as the newly-separated spouse Madonna may have said, 'Enough already.'
Posted Oct 31, 2008
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5.5/10
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Pride and Glory
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Just as the title itself doesn't give us enough, Pride and Glory needed to plumb deeper in order to rise above the business-as-usual cop family drama.
Posted Oct 24, 2008
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5.5/10
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Body of Lies
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Crowe's a delight as a crafty Deputy Dawg from Arkansas; Mark Strong's Hani has an IQ to match his GQ. Surprisingly, the only undernourished part belongs to DiCaprio.
Posted Oct 10, 2008
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2.5/10
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How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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The jerky hero suddenly changes into a cool, well-dressed guy. Then poof! he's an idiot. Then back to cool. Presenting the Peek-a-Boo School of Writing and Character Development.
Posted Oct 03, 2008
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2/10
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Towelhead
(2007)
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Kimberly Gadette
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It turns out that 'Towelhead' is not a slur, it's a directive. Putting towels over our heads, large enough to cover our faces, may be the preferred mode in which to view this film.
Posted Sep 26, 2008
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8.5/10
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Choke
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Seduction, abduction and obstruction make for one hell of a slightly inedible, incredible Oedipal romp through the beastly world of novelist Chuck Palahniuk.
Posted Sep 26, 2008
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4/10
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Miracle at St. Anna
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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This is like the 'Where's Waldo' of war films: Find the story, locate the characters. You have three hours. Good luck to you.
Posted Sep 26, 2008
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8/10
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Ghost Town
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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With three strong leads finding depth underneath their respective comedic masks, this isn't your usual 'spirited' rom-com. Like the dentist himself, it stands alone.
Posted Sep 19, 2008
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6/10
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Lakeview Terrace
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Under the microscope of this movie, it takes only the smallest spark of ill will to inflame whatever lies directly below the skin--whatever color that skin happens to be.
Posted Sep 19, 2008
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2/10
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Righteous Kill
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Why take on new characters when instead, they can play cops? How cutting edge. With a plastic butter knife.
Posted Sep 12, 2008
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8.5/10
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Burn After Reading
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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What's worse? Victimization by Washington's intel? Or victimization by a total lack of one's own? This is some clever comedy, where casual murder and serial dating go, um, hand-in-gland.
Posted Sep 12, 2008
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2/10
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The Women
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Reinterpreting a 1939 film through a modern day lens -- how's the fit? Like a size ten foot squeezing into a size 4 Manolo slingback, it limps. Painfully.
Posted Sep 12, 2008
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3/10
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Traitor
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Nachmanoff's 'travelogue' consists of a plot that doesn't twist--heck, it doesn't even kink. Let's call it a mild fold and leave it at that.
Posted Aug 27, 2008
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7.5/10
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Hamlet 2
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Coogan creates a protagonist who's as much a hack as he is an inspiration, an idiot who you root for in the film, but you'd rather not have as a personal friend.
Posted Aug 22, 2008
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3.5/10
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The Rocker
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Tuneless execution, with flat writing and inharmonious direction as noticeable as Motley Crue's eyeliner. Or Whitesnake's snakeskin pants.
Posted Aug 20, 2008
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8/10
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Tropic Thunder
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Tearing through this wild rumble in the jungle are so many wacky performances, it's challenging to keep them all straight. Even harder--trying to control the laughter so you don't miss the next line.
Posted Aug 13, 2008
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4/10
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Pineapple Express
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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As for Gary Cole's menacing bossman, he's a hemp-ty suit, a walking life lesson that, um, 'People who live in grass houses should not throw stoners.'
Posted Aug 04, 2008
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7.5/10
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Brideshead Revisited
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Whishaw's Sebastian is a creature not completely of this earth. Watching the matriarchal and religious pressures weigh on his thin shoulders is almost too much to bear.
Posted Aug 02, 2008
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2.5/10
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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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A solitary highlight--when Emperor and Witch call their dead armies to life, his clay soldiers vs her skeleton troops. It's "The Kilning Fields" taking on a Skeleton Crew.
Posted Aug 02, 2008
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5.5/10
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The X-Files: I Want to Believe
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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There's a terrible crime going on against Mulder/Scully. They're being forced to talk to death, beaten about the bush, blued in the face. Crimes like this can break your heart.
Posted Jul 25, 2008
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.5/10
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Step Brothers
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Some are touting this as the grown-up version of Superbad. Wrong. That earlier film was excellent. "Super bad," as applied to Step Brothers, is a super understatement.
Posted Jul 24, 2008
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8/10
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The Dark Knight
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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The Joker should be charged with the film's biggest crime: stealing the show.
Posted Jul 18, 2008
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3.5/10
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Mamma Mia!
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Sophie invites the three beaus to her wedding, hoping she'll be able to pick her father out of the group. Such a shame that Sophie hasn't heard about DNA testing.
Posted Jul 18, 2008
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6/10
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Hellboy II: The Golden Army
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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On this latest Boy Meets Ghoul: Hellboy II's look is red hot. But it lingers too long on the fire, its promising sizzle ultimately losing flavor.
Posted Jul 11, 2008
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7.5/10
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Hancock
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Hancock is an irreverent hero for our times--perhaps reflecting our own national zeitgeist, with America's previously untainted superpower image suddenly a matter of debate rather than fact.
Posted Jul 02, 2008
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3/10
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Wanted
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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It could have been worse--in the original graphic novel, the authors created a villain fashioned solely out of fecal products. Even sans Mr. Stool Head, this project stinks to high heaven.
Posted Jun 27, 2008
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9/10
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WALL-E
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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A spectacular testament to the life force that beats within us all, WALL - E puts the "extra" back in terrestrial.
Posted Jun 27, 2008
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5.5/10
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Get Smart
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Per the latest intelligence report: For a grown-up summer comedy, Get Smart gets merely a passing grade.
Posted Jun 20, 2008
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5.5/10
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The Incredible Hulk
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Comic book performances trample Norton's attempt at 3D, e.g., Tim Blake Nelson's over-the-top scientist, acting as if he's performing children's theater to a packed matinee of pre-schoolers.
Posted Jun 13, 2008
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8/10
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Kung Fu Panda
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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From a studio that's decimated iconic fairy tale characters with its poison pop-culture pen, i.e., Shrek, comes an age-old fable, poetic, pop-free and timeless...yet still an utter hoot.
Posted Jun 06, 2008
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2.5/10
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You Don't Mess With the Zohan
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Cutting to celeb cameos as often as locks of hair fall to the floor of a Supercuts doesn't create comedy -- no more than sticking a person's head in a salon sink means it can wash/cut/style itself.el=1010828&title=Screen Savor Movie Review%3A You Don%27t
Posted Jun 06, 2008
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4/10
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Sex and the City
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Writer/director Michael Patrick King's first attempt to slip into full-length features from television wears heavily, resulting in as poor a fit as Carrie sporting coveralls and clogs.
Posted May 30, 2008
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5/10
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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Ben Barnes looks lost, with a thick Mediterranean accent reminiscent of Mandy Patinkin's avenging Spaniard from The Princess Bride: 'My name is Inigo Montoya--you killed my father--prepare to die!'
Posted May 23, 2008
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8.5/10
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Iron Man
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Latest Theory of Flight: This film is politically smart, action-packed, sexy and fun. High-flying suit notwithstanding, this newest entry in the superhero arena has just raised the bar.
Posted May 22, 2008
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4/10
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Speed Racer
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Belying its own title, it's a mind-boggling bog of slow-witted repetition. After 5 minutes of zippy eye candy, what'll we do for the next 2 hours? You might want to bring along something to read.
Posted May 22, 2008
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3.5/10
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Then She Found Me
(2007)
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Kimberly Gadette
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Looking an anorexic 15 years older than her character, she grabs onto her role with a grim, two-fisted attack. While the supporting cast in this dramedy swims toward comedy, Hunt drowns in tragedy.
Posted May 22, 2008
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6/10
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
(2008)
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Kimberly Gadette
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The 'fedora-ble' Indy is back. Sort of. With his wry half-smile, still performing many of his own stunts, it's nice to see an old friend doing so well. But the thrill is gone.
Posted May 22, 2008
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